There was a poop bandit at one of the places where I used to work. They would lock the stall and smear it every where with their hands. I think they even tried some cave painting style efforts. He struck more than once.
There's also the person who took a dump in our mop bucket, and a person took a dump in front of the donut case that was about 15 feet from the bathroom while it was really busy. I still don't know how they did this with no one noticing. I wasn't there for those, just heard about it.
When I was at school, I caught a kid using a jai alai... thrower thing... to fling poos from stopped up toilets around the restroom.
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I'd pee on you too you subhuman little pustule.
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Use the force to Redirect his pee. ;D It works for me!
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Why is this thread making me feel disgusted yet amused at the same time?
I fart really big farts and I end up smelling brown for the next 10 minutes, if that counts.
The only really noteworthy incident I can think of happened a long time ago, and I wasn't even affected (directly). My younger brother and my cousin were tackling each other and were laughing while lying on the ground. My even younger brother (who's not even in school yet) stands above them both with the two between his legs and he starts peeing through his pants. They were laughing even more for whatever reason. My younger brother still remembers that to this day and the main thing he remembers is that it was very warm.
That is seriously one of the weirdest things I have ever heard dude.
The obese old man was me....
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I've not got any recent horror stories, the people I work with now are all relatively nice and clean people.
I just want to understand this, sir: Every time a shoe is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?