I guess here's the thing where I just don't get it. Why the hell does anyone even want Star Wars in Kingdom Hearts? Star Wars is cool. Kingdom Hearts is cool. I think they would be absolutely awful when put together. The tone is wrong. The art direction is wrong. Star Wars never plays second fiddle to anything and--as a franchise--is too overpowering to mix with the original characters of Kingdom Hearts without taking something away from them.

It's just all bad.