Failure

[Raistlin]

So as many of you already know, I took the bar exam over the summer, which is required in the US in order for anyone to become a lawyer. It is a grueling, multi-day test preceded by months of studying. And followed by months of waiting for the results. This afternoon, the bar examiners published the list of passes and failures, organized by applicant number.

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I have no idea who applicant 0847 is, but I am very sorry he failed. I, on the other hand, passed.

What have you accomplished lately?

[krissy]

im 0847 you dick

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congratulations

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u dic

[Agent Proto]

I like how Raist fails to mention the thirteen other failures besides 0847. I wonder why he decided to single out just that person.

[Sephex]

Gettin' paid. Haulin' ass.

[CimminyCricket]

Congratulations! That's a huge accomplishment!

I don't think I have asked you yet, but what is your preferred area of law?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Congratulations!

[Cuchulainn]

What a pathetic way to attempt to veil an obvious gloat. smurf off Wesley. I'd respect you more if you were just smurfing brazen about it.

[Laddy]

Well done, Raistlin. Go out and smurf up the justice system.

In all seriousness, well done and well-deserved.

[Raistlin]

Thanks, everyone. Except Cuch, who gets an extra special pinch on the cheek for the adorable trolling attempt. *cheek pinch*

im 0847 you dick

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congratulations

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u dic

I was actually going to post this joke + pic on Facebook, but shortly beforehand found out that at least one person on my FB list actually did fail the bar. I may be a huge dick, but I'm not quite that much of a dick to joke about failing the bar in front of people who actually did. So I had to use it here.

Now, off to drink.

[Unbreakable Will]

Congrats man, I hope you're successful with your future as well!

[Bunny]

Thanks, everyone. Except Cuch, who gets an extra special pinch on the cheek for the adorable trolling attempt. *cheek pinch*

im 0847 you dick

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congratulations

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u dic

I was actually going to post this joke + pic on Facebook, but shortly beforehand found out that at least one person on my FB list actually did fail the bar. I may be a huge dick, but I'm not quite that much of a dick to joke about failing the bar in front of people who actually did. So I had to use it here.

Now, off to drink.

Hhahahahahahaha

You are going to be the worst lawyer with that type of sympathy.

[Jiro]

It's different when he's getting paid.

I uh, I handed in my last paper. So like, I should be all officially graduated in a couple weeks.

[Agrias]

Make money, get laid.


etc....

[Peegee]

I drank myself until i threw up...yesterday. good first impression for pg

[Shauna]

Congrats!

I'm sure nothing bad will come of this!