I haven't accomplished anything noteworthy in recent times, but I'm fine with that.
Congrats on passing!
I haven't accomplished anything noteworthy in recent times, but I'm fine with that.
Congrats on passing!
I have accomplished jack.
I have accomplished burning you on facebook.
That's it.
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I am criminal defense. I'm supposed to have some sympathy!Originally Posted by Bunny
Good thing I'm a good actor.
Excellent! Congrats on being done.
EDIT:
You mean by copying Ashley's joke?Yeah, quite the burn.
You're going to get lied to a lot by your clients, but on the bright side those who lie to the guy who's supposed to be protecting them will probably lose their cases as a direct result. It's like automatic revenge!
My boss used to be criminal defense. He said it was the worse time of his life, and was so lucky to get a chance to go into prosecution which he is now.
Even scumbags need lawyers I guess. Especially one of their own.I am criminal defense. I'm supposed to have some sympathy!
Good thing I'm a good actor.
Damnit. Fair enough ya slut. Congradulations then Wesley.
They all lie, even to their lawyer. It comes with the territory. I don't really give a smurf; most of them shouldn't testify for themselves to begin with.
Thanks, Cuchi.
I've worked for both defense and prosecution, and defense is so much better for me. You have to ignore a lot of horrific things and political bulltrout to be a successful prosecutor in this day and age. Most of the defense attorneys I've worked with love it, but you have to get into it for the right reasons (or just be like my boss and enjoy being a dick).
I got off on my DUI charges!
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I like Kung-Fu.
I have to pass 8 courses of my online classes for graduation. I've already failed one class and now have to make it up which costs more money. My aunt is in the same program and told that if you fail two courses, you're booted and still owe the money.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I passed my boards for Occupational Therapy just recently so yay! Then again, it's all adult problems from here on, haha.
So, who's down for a crime spree in Maryland? We can get WesLY to represent us!
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Why is that so enticing?
Also ITT we apparently don't have many successes to talk about. How the smurf are our lives more depressing than Raistlin's? Pick it up team.
I got arson covered. Do we have any murderers, rapists, and thieves for the team?
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