Too easy. Miriel/Miriel/all the picture thread creepers.
To give myself a challenge, I'm going to restrict this to EoFF Staff only and make it 100% gay.
Snog: Wolf Kanno. Only if he wears the Hello Kitty outfit.
Marry: Rantz. I think he would be an attentive husband.
Avoid: MILF. For some reason I imagine him smelling funny and he's also probably into some freaky trout.