Let's post our little known secrets of schlupduck. Like this one time she freaked the hell out when I was accused of stalking her sister. Yeah right. I'm married!
Let's post our little known secrets of schlupduck. Like this one time she freaked the hell out when I was accused of stalking her sister. Yeah right. I'm married!
Shlup likes dipping bananas in tomato soup.
I don't know why I remember this.
more shlupsecrets!
I heard she's actually a type of goldfish.
How PGesque.
I don't know if any of you know this, but ShlupQuack was married on my birthday.
Also, her love for me was so well known that an EoFFer once seriously thought I was her husband. That was funny.
when she was 10, shlup stuck a pencil through the hand of one of her mathematics teachers
he later went on to teach community college courses on coping with depression
Shlupquack is in fact;
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Her knees actually bend backward, like a type of bird. Her sprint speed is impressive.
I heard she has a penis. Ive even seen a picture.
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I'm not giving away her secrets! Not even the one about the brazilian midget and the buttflap.