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    navmaldeuh Madonna's Avatar
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    Grin Shlupquack secrets

    Let's post our little known secrets of schlupduck. Like this one time she freaked the hell out when I was accused of stalking her sister. Yeah right. I'm married!

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    O_O


    That is all.


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    I don't have a sister.

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    Shlup likes dipping bananas in tomato soup.

    I don't know why I remember this.

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    That was actually my breakfast today. Though I've switched to yellow tomato soup.

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    more shlupsecrets!

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    I heard she's actually a type of goldfish.

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    How PGesque.

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    I don't know if any of you know this, but ShlupQuack was married on my birthday.

    Also, her love for me was so well known that an EoFFer once seriously thought I was her husband. That was funny.

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    when she was 10, shlup stuck a pencil through the hand of one of her mathematics teachers

    he later went on to teach community college courses on coping with depression

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    Shlupquack is in fact;

    feature_image_blog.jpg

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Her knees actually bend backward, like a type of bird. Her sprint speed is impressive.

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    I heard she has a penis. Ive even seen a picture.

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    Uhh
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    ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้

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    I'm not giving away her secrets! Not even the one about the brazilian midget and the buttflap.

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