Let's post our little known secrets of schlupduck. Like this one time she freaked the hell out when I was accused of stalking her sister. Yeah right. I'm married!
 Shlupquack secrets
 Shlupquack secrets
					
				Let's post our little known secrets of schlupduck. Like this one time she freaked the hell out when I was accused of stalking her sister. Yeah right. I'm married!
 
 
					
				Shlup likes dipping bananas in tomato soup.
I don't know why I remember this.
 
 
					
				more shlupsecrets!
 
 
					
				I heard she's actually a type of goldfish.
 
 
					
					
						 
					
					
				How PGesque.
 
 
					
					
						 
					
					
				I don't know if any of you know this, but ShlupQuack was married on my birthday.
Also, her love for me was so well known that an EoFFer once seriously thought I was her husband. That was funny.
 
 
					
				when she was 10, shlup stuck a pencil through the hand of one of her mathematics teachers
he later went on to teach community college courses on coping with depression
 
 
					
				Shlupquack is in fact;
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				Her knees actually bend backward, like a type of bird. Her sprint speed is impressive.
 
 
					
				I heard she has a penis. Ive even seen a picture.
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				I'm not giving away her secrets! Not even the one about the brazilian midget and the buttflap.