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    That kid is awful.

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    and the miracles of asbestos and ddt.





    DDT wall paper for children, because it kills any bug that comes in contact with the wall.
    bahahahahaaaa!
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    Not so much ads, as they are fantasies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    Not so much ads, as they are fantasies.

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    Did that bug killing wallpaper really work ? I smurfing hate bugs and it would be nice to have a room without them each day. Sigh.

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    Yeah, the issues is that it worked TOO well. See the documentary, Silent Spring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg View Post
    Yeah, the issues is that it worked TOO well. See the documentary, Silent Spring.
    Or the book. Read parts of it (and watched the movie) for class in ol' USA. Terrifying to watch kids just getting doused in the stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A RealDoll Enthusiast View Post
    That's obviously false advertising. Everyone knows women are too weak to open things!

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    When I hear douche, one of two things mind: idiots... or more seriously, some weird perfumed tube my grandma used to have in the bathroom. So, since childhood, I've associated that term with that smell which I then associate with the bathroom, my grandma, and senior citizens in general quite disturbingly.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by A RealDoll Enthusiast View Post
    That's obviously false advertising. Everyone knows women are too weak to open things!
    Yup. We even need help to read things. I have a male helper right now, helping me type and read this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by A RealDoll Enthusiast View Post
    That's obviously false advertising. Everyone knows women are too weak to open things!
    I've always wondered how single women open things.

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    Hammer or saw.

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    So I recently realized the picture I posted in this thread had nothing to do with the ladies.

    But I also see this thread as partially being "post retro pics of lol", so I went with it.

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