Dear Americans

[TrollHunter]

Oh now come on, we're having a Delicious Republican Tears thread and we've not linked to the crazy woman yet?

Forewarning: This is loud and not remotely safe for work, filled with swearing out the wazoo.

Obama Was Re-Elected - I'm pissed - This ain't pretty. NSFW!!! (Or civilized humans.) - YouTube

Oh my god this was amusing.
What a happy soul.

[Raistlin]

Best tweet of the year:

Ahahaha, I love that one. Anyone inform Kristen that the Prime Minister of Australia is a female atheist?

[Jiro]

Ahahaha, I love that one. Anyone inform Kristen that the Prime Minister of Australia is a female atheist?

And she sure as hell doesn't support what she says

[Aulayna]

I'd move to Australia just because of this.

Julia Gillard Smashes Tony Abbott for Sexism and Misogyny - YouTube

It was glorious.

[Citizen Bleys]

And she sure as hell doesn't support what she says

What do you expect from a traitor who wants to abolish the monarchy?

*reloads*

[Jiro]

And she sure as hell doesn't support what she says

What do you expect from a traitor who wants to abolish the monarchy?

*reloads*

I think you'll find she's actually Welsh. She probably left because she hates our glorious Queen.

[Slothy]

It's hilarious because this is the exact same kind of crap you saw when Bush won his second term.

But seeing people who hate Obama because of Obamacare threatening to move to countries with socialized healthcare completely blows the prior out of the water.

Yeah. I could see people who hated Bush wanting to move to a semi-socialist country and not being hypocrites. But people who hate Obama? The Obama brand of "socialism" has got nothing on us.

[Bahamut2000X]

Can;t i still come live in your country Bleys? I had plans where we would go see movies, and play at the arcades, and set up secret bases in treehouses (that would exclude girls, naturally). It was to be a glorious time to be had. T_T

[Citizen Bleys]

Unhappy voters in 33 states sign petitions to secede from U.S. after election | syracuse.com

Whine, whine, whine. One would think that grownups could lose without throwing a temper tantrum.

One would think that, but one would apparently be wrong.

I always felt the appropriate reaction to losing an election was just to say smurf a bunch of times and get on with your life.

[Jiro]

Let them secede. It would be hilarious.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wait, people really are serious about that?

[Jiro]

Yeah man. You can't have a black muslim atheist terrorist running america. That's unamerican!

[Slothy]

Yeah man. You can't have a black muslim atheist terrorist running america. That's unamerican!

Don't forget socialist. People need to move to Canada to get away from that. Because we're obviously the real home of the free now. XD

[Aerith's Knight]

You can't keep me out of Canada. With my education, English fluency and the such, I can become a permanent resident if I find a job there.

*evil laugh*

[Slothy]

You can't keep me out of Canada. With my education, English fluency and the such, I can become a permanent resident if I find a job there.

*evil laugh*

Unless you move to Quebec anyway. New Brunswick would be a bad choice as well. You know, assuming you wanted a job.