Disgruntled Americans threaten to move to Canada after Obama victory | Canada Politics - Yahoo! News Canada

Dear Americans threatening to move to Canada because your guy lost your election,

We don't want you.

Love,

Canada.

Seriously, if I can put up with 13 years of that smug, smegma-slurping sphincter Chrétien, a country with a term cap can suck it up and soldier on.

On the other hand, since this time (Unlike when the other side did the same thing after Dubya won) the majority of the would-be emigrées are fundamentalist psychopaths, might I suggest Iran? Mahmoud I'mmadatmydad reportedly likes that kind of person passing well.