Happy 2.5 million

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Jiro, you're a super hero. Use your powers to lighten the mood.

[Jiro]

Let me tell you Loony BoB's favourite story.

So I had a couple of drinks right. Just a few alcoholic beverages. Not too many. But enough. And I was in Brisbane at my girlfriend's place and it was us and her room mate. So I'm standing there in the kitchen with them and we're discussing something or other and I think to myself "you know I've been working out a little bit, I think I might try and do one of those clap pushups."

So I go yeah that's a great idea and tell them to watch this. I get down on the ground and brace myself and it's all good, I've got balance. I bend down into it, and then push up fiercely to try and get maximum hang time.

That does not happen.

My hands fly upwards, but the rest of me plummets. My face smashes onto the floor, chin first. I roll around in pain a little bit, but fortunately the alcohol had numbed me a little. I was comfortably numb, one might say.

I check my teeth; all good, none cracked, none missing. Then I wipe my chin and there is a bit of blood. Oh no, I think, what the hell. I feel around a little, and there is this gaping wound which feels as though it might actually tunnel into my mouth from the outside. Then the bleeding really starts.

to be continued...

[G13]

At this rate, how long until 5 million? BoB, break out the statistics!

2025

Dear God I hope I'm either not posting here anymore or dead by then

[Old Manus]

I still remember the 1M GET. Some lass with a yuffie avatar got it iirc.

[Loony BoB]

This is actually post number 3,163,642. *nod*

Deleted and pruned costs don't count towards the stat on the index, but they count to me.

[Jiro]

Not all of us have that information Loony BoB It's your job to post these threads. You're the statman!

I don't know if deleted posts should count though...

[Pheesh]

Not all of us have that information Loony BoB It's your job to post these threads. You're the statman!

I don't have to tell you what's stuck in my head now -_-

[Loony BoB]

Not all of us have that information Loony BoB It's your job to post these threads. You're the statman!

I don't know if deleted posts should count though...

Whenever you make a new post, it is assigned a postid. That's the official postcount. This is post #3163664. You can tell the postid by looking at the links on edit/quote/warn/etc. on the post.

[Raistlin]

But that, of course, doesn't count posts from past vBs that were reset or posts from UBBs or the EzBoard.

So, technically, by my calculations we're actually at post 565492339517.

[Jiro]

We need to truncate the past at some point, I guess. Congratulations on whoever got post 3 million then and let's try and be more on time with the next one? You're still the statman, Loony BoB!

[Loony BoB]

Jessweeee♪ scored post #3,000,000 during the Gang Wars 2. To find a specific post, type http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?p=POSTNUMBER, obviously replacing POSTNUMBER with 3000000 for the 3,000,000th post, etc. =]

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Of course it would be Jessweeee.