Hey, i was reading about the bit in FFVII when you have to meet up with your "secret love", as in, who you are nicest too. So, who is the best to pick?

Barret:
Dude, unless your gay: be totally mean to him.

Tifa:
Dude, this is Barrets wife. Okay, a better choice(she's pretty awesome), but seriously! You are going to get pounded by Barret!

Aerith:
Much better. Not anyones wife, but, unfortunately, she is a weakling. She is an embarressment. She exists only for Cloud to wake up in the church to.

So, pick Aerith!