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    First time through did anyone else grind out all of that money in Troia to get into the VIP room? I know I sure did. The instruction booklet's walkthrough didn't mention anything about what was back there! I was expecting to get a sword or something, not just a flashing red screen with some pixellated hussy all over me.

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    Did you at the time understand what just happened?
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    Nope! I felt ripped off.

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    Thought it was pretty darn hilarious.
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    It was pretty much a watershed moment on my life at the age of about 13 when I played FFIV for the first time. I've never been the same person since!

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    I just saved the game, spent the money, and reset the game. I got the lap dance experience, and I didn't need to grind for money!

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    If this was possible in real life, I would visit a lot more strip joints than I currently do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    If this was possible in real life, I would visit a lot more strip joints than I currently do.
    I have often dreamed of that scenario.

    Also, I thought Cecil was just afraid of cooties when I was a kid during that part.

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    Wh-wh-WHEW!
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    What-the

    I don't remember this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    Did you at the time understand what just happened?
    I still don't really understand it. Strip clubs don't cost that much money! VIP Pass, indeed.
    I believe in the power of humanity.

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    Roogle is speaking from personal experience.

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    It's time to head to nicer clubs Roogle. Where the girls have all their teeth and haven't been pregnant.
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