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    So I wake up this morning for work, and as I'm about ready to walk out the door, I'm asked "do you have work today?" I pull out my phone, and see that today is the holiday for yesterday's Veteran's Day. Instead of waking up at 7:30, I could have slept in. At least I didn't actually bother driving to work.

    I knew yesterday was Veteran's Day, but I wasn't thinking about today being the state holiday for it. And I never had these one-day holidays off from school, so I'm still not used to it. I would have come to work for Columbus Day had it not come up in casual conversation the afternoon before.

    Have you ever gone to or at least woken up early for work/school/an appointment/whatever when you didn't need to?

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    Sadly, days like that are the only days I'm actually on time.... I get so proud of myself for getting up early and then I get there and there's no reason for me to be there.

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    I'll occasionally wake up on a Saturday or something, and for that split second right when I wake up I'll have a panic attack that I overslept....but I don't have work that day. Then I am wide awake from the adrenaline rush.

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    Its days like that when being your own boss pays off
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    My worst screw up was when I had the 12 hour rotating shifts in the military. I woke up, and bitched to myself about how it seemed I barely got any rest. I showered, shaved, and drove to work. I oozed up stairs, and everyone at work stared at me. I had arrived about 2-3 hours early. So I was laughed at, and walked into one of the back offices where I slept the rest of the time until my shift actually began.

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    Once when I was in school I woke up and had it in my brain that I had overslept. I took a super fast shower and was running around my room when I got a good look at my clock that said it was one-something in the morning. I don't know if in my sleepy state I mistook the one for a seven or what, but I was not pleased and went back to bed with wet hair.

    So that kindof counts as getting up early, I guess.

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    I do it all the time. I find I struggle these days not to wake up before about 7:30, even on weekends. I don't mind too much as it gets me up early and means that I don't waste my weekends. I don't think my girlfriend is massively pleased by this though. Her waking up to find me reading because I'd woken up before her probably isn't particularly romantic.

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    GO CRAZY

    DON'T MIND IF I DO!

    I showed up on Memorial Day once...was when I first started working whee I do now and promptly turned around when I saw the parking lot. Nobody told me!

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    I'm always well aware of when these things happen because people always plan 3 day benders and the radio is talking about things to do on a long weekend etc etc. It's advertised here :freak:

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    I haven't worked a single job where I've had public holidays off. (not even Christmas Day)

    I'm kind of jealous of people who get that luxury.


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    I wake up every day at the same time and it is very annoying, especially on days where I don't have to but up at 4:30. :c|

    So yes, I wake up way early and get ready for stuff on days that I'm off :c(


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    stop overachieving and go back to bed!

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    I have never woken up early by accident in my life.

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    Yes.




    Slightly unrelated. Yesterday went to my local library to return a stack of dvds whence they were borrowed. Found out it was closed because "Yoo-hoo!" it's Veteran's Day, yay... Sadly some of the items are as of today or tomorrow considered overdue and as there is no one there at the library to check them in, yeah, I'm going to be fined. Just fine. Now calm down Nedily-diddly-diddly!! They did their best. Shoddily-iddly-biddly-diddly. Got to be nice, hostility-iddly-biddly-diddly, aw, hell, diddly, ding-dong crap!
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    I tend to naturally wake up about 7am, if I have to be in work later that's fine I'll simply sit around on here or watch a tv show or movie until it's time to get up and get dressed. Which is what I'm doing now.

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