Anniversary Mafia Game Thread - The Final Day

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

##Vote: Blank

Lets make things exciting and get discussin' ladies and gents!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Ode to Laguna:

You death saddens me,
Like the death of my magicarp.
Lynching would have been easy,
but it was not meant to be.
Noctis hated you,
this I deeply know.
But now you must depart,
because they shot you through the heart.
If I could ask just one thing,
Try not to fall apart is nasty bits,
When they shoot your.. everything.

You're such a douchebag Noctis. How could you hate him just hours after he died.

p.s. I'm making this up.

p.p.s. Because smurf you.

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

Tally-WHACKER?

Hahaha!

Classic!

##vote: Blank

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Well let's even it out then! xD

##vote: Yuffie

Because I accuse Yuffie of being a meanypants! Like an evil person would be!

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Oh, kay, still not even

[[M] Jeff - Single Dad]

Ode to Laguna:

You death saddens me,
Like the death of my magicarp.
Lynching would have been easy,
but it was not meant to be.
Noctis hated you,
this I deeply know.
But now you must depart,
because they shot you through the heart.
If I could ask just one thing,
Try not to fall apart is nasty bits,
When they shoot your.. everything.

You're such a douchebag Noctis. How could you hate him just hours after he died.

p.s. I'm making this up.

p.p.s. Because smurf you.

please record yourself singing this in your wonderful voice and I will not vote for you today. not that I am planning on doing that right now anyway but I just really want to hear your sweet serenade once more.

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

Because I accuse Yuffie of being a meanypants! Like an evil person would be!

Caught you in a trap of logic there, mafia scum.

Yuffie doesn't wear pants.

Pack it up fellas, war's over, scum caught.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Because I accuse Yuffie of being a meanypants! Like an evil person would be!

Caught you in a trap of logic there, mafia scum.

Yuffie doesn't wear pants.

Pack it up fellas, war's over, scum caught.

Oh Noxxy-kins, I would swoon for you, but your not a real Final Fantasy character and haven't been in any games yet.

[[M] Dee]

Oh GOD.

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

Ode to Laguna:

You death saddens me,
Like the death of my magicarp.
Lynching would have been easy,
but it was not meant to be.
Noctis hated you,
this I deeply know.
But now you must depart,
because they shot you through the heart.
If I could ask just one thing,
Try not to fall apart is nasty bits,
When they shoot your.. everything.

You're such a douchebag Noctis. How could you hate him just hours after he died.

p.s. I'm making this up.

p.p.s. Because smurf you.

please record yourself singing this in your wonderful voice and I will not vote for you today. not that I am planning on doing that right now anyway but I just really want to hear your sweet serenade once more.

everyone quote this post. let's make the dream happen #kainsings

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Heyyyyyyyyy my man.

##VOTE: Blank

Why the vote, Yuffie?

Why are you NOT voting for Blank?

That's a bit premature. Why so quick to jump the gun on voting?

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

Because I accuse Yuffie of being a meanypants! Like an evil person would be!

Caught you in a trap of logic there, mafia scum.

Yuffie doesn't wear pants.

Pack it up fellas, war's over, scum caught.

Oh Noxxy-kins, I would swoon for you, but your not a real Final Fantasy character and haven't been in any games yet.

Well at least I'm not a ret-con.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

I can lend her my pants

Ah, apparently I don't have any either.

...Well shucks. I'm going to go cry. But I'm not even sure I have eyes.

[[M] Dee]

xDDDD

OWNED

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

Wow, already bandwagonning, and it's hardly the middle of the day! I'll join along and vote for Blank, but I despise bandwagon votes.