Are YOU a town sitting on the fence and don't know who to vote for?

VOTE FOR BLANK

Why?

Because if I'm right, he's scum and we all get to start hi-fiving each other.

If I'm wrong, you can hold this against me every time I try to brag about how I am awesome at mafia and I will have no response at all. You can finally shut me up for good!

WIN-WIN! VOTE FOR BLANK!