Quote Originally Posted by [M] Kain View Post
Ode to Laguna:

You death saddens me,
Like the death of my magicarp.
Lynching would have been easy,
but it was not meant to be.
Noctis hated you,
this I deeply know.
But now you must depart,
because they shot you through the heart.
If I could ask just one thing,
Try not to fall apart is nasty bits,
When they shoot your.. everything.

You're such a douchebag Noctis. How could you hate him just hours after he died.

p.s. I'm making this up.

p.p.s. Because smurf you.
please record yourself singing this in your wonderful voice and I will not vote for you today. not that I am planning on doing that right now anyway but I just really want to hear your sweet serenade once more.