Chocolate milk is the beverage of the gods

[Slothy]

Chocolate milk


Much healthier than pop

It's got some protein, fat, and other nutrients which are good. It's also got as much, if not more, sugar than pop (depending on brand) which is unbelievably bad. I wouldn't recommend drinking either on a regular basis.

(as long as it's skim [aka "non-fat"]; anything else is smurfing sickening)

What? You can't say ordinary milk is awesome, then add as long as it's skim. It's like saying a car is your preferred mode of transportation. As long as it's a train.

Anyway, do I like milk? Of course I do, I'm a smurfing carb addict. I try not to drink it though. Whole milk or nothing if I'm going to have milk. Though truth be told I occasionally prefer drinking a bit of cream instead.

[Mirage]

I drink whole milk cause it actually tastes something else than lime water. And I'm not talking about the fruit.

Whole milk is for chubby children. Semi-skimmed is for adults who know what they're doing with their lives.

Fat is just energy. As long as you expend the energy instead of sitting on your ass all day like you do, it's all good.

[Slothy]

Whole milk is for chubby children. Semi-skimmed is for adults who know what they're doing with their lives.

Fat is just energy. As long as you expend the energy instead of sitting on your ass all day like you do, it's all good.

And all forms of energy (ie: nutrients) the human body uses are not created equal. Quin would have been more accurate to say chocolate milk is for chubby children with the amount of sugar in it. And semi-skimmed is for adults who have no taste buds and can actually choke that garbage down.

[Flaming Ice]

Chocolate milk


Much healthier than pop

It's got some protein, fat, and other nutrients which are good. It's also got as much, if not more, sugar than pop (depending on brand) which is unbelievably bad. I wouldn't recommend drinking either on a regular basis.

I know, I probably should have said ``a bit healthier instead`` but at least you get something from it. Not only that but you can make your own so you can partially control the amount of sugar going in.

[Slothy]

I know, I probably should have said ``a bit healthier instead`` but at least you get something from it. Not only that but you can make your own so you can partially control the amount of sugar going in.

Yeah, I mean I'm not saying it's absolutely horrible for you. At least it's not the nutritional void that is a can of pop. I've just seen a surprising number of people with this notion that chocolate milk is just as healthy as the regular stuff, but apparently they haven't bothered to check the label and notice how much more sugar they're drinking because people decided to add chocolate to it.

[escobert]

No straw! But chocolate milk is godly.

[Tigmafuzz]

So wait people who don't like chocolate milk exist?

They aren't people.

[Chris]

Do these count as "chocolate milk"?



My aunt can easily devour all of these on her own. She's a terrible alcoholic, though.

[Slothy]

Do these count as "chocolate milk"?



My aunt can easily devour all of these on her own. She's a terrible alcoholic, though.

If not they should. And honestly, drinking a bottle of Bailey's by yourself isn't all that hard. I once downed one of the larger bottles in a night by myself. Didn't even feel drunk until the few beer and some shots I had after it though. It was kind of a weird night.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Milk itself is pretty effing awesome. Out of Jasmin and I, I'm the only one who drinks milk willingly and because of that there's always 2 gallons of milk sitting in my fridge waiting, begging, needing to be absorbed into my body.

Maybe your level insane diary intake explains your fun digestion stories. :freak:

I also like chocolate milk, but I doubt it has any nutritional benefits that aren't out weighed by it's delicious health hazards.

[Mirage]

Whole milk is for chubby children. Semi-skimmed is for adults who know what they're doing with their lives.

Fat is just energy. As long as you expend the energy instead of sitting on your ass all day like you do, it's all good.

And all forms of energy (ie: nutrients) the human body uses are not created equal. Quin would have been more accurate to say chocolate milk is for chubby children with the amount of sugar in it. And semi-skimmed is for adults who have no taste buds and can actually choke that garbage down.

And the fat in milk isn't terribly bad. When mixed with chocolate, I don't care much if it's skim or whole anyway, as it tastes mostly chocolate and not milk. When I drink milk as just milk, it's usually whole because of the taste. Semi-skim is at least better than completely skimmed milk, which is the worst of all. 1.5-2% is drinkable, but I wouldn't drink anything below that. 0.1% is just a bag of lactose-filled calcium water.

[Madame Adequate]

Chocolate milk is never good.

Look at how wrong you are.

[Futan]

I prefer normal milk. Blasphemy, I know.

[Pumpkin]

I prefer normal milk. Blasphemy, I know.

I thought we were friends

[Quindiana Jones]

It's actually that whole milk is gross and only chubby children would drink it because chubby children will drink anything. I'm impressed by how thoroughly you shat yourself, though, Mirage. xD