Chocolate milk is the beverage of the gods

[Mirage]

I drink whole milk cause it actually tastes something else than lime water. And I'm not talking about the fruit.

Whole milk is for chubby children. Semi-skimmed is for adults who know what they're doing with their lives.

Fat is just energy. As long as you expend the energy instead of sitting on your ass all day like you do, it's all good.