I should add that I'll be PMing the lines to each hotseat contestant, and they'll have to post it verbatim in quote tags, but they do not have to wait for questions before adding to it. You can start lying immediately.

Really, when you're in the hotseat you can say whatever the hell you want under any circumstance. I may throw in the occasional indefensible stinker just for fun, so while you're thinking of true statements, remember that you can relate a true but horribly unplausible event in order to make the opposing team think that you've pulled one of my horsetrouts.