Enjoy your food, Seph!
Enjoy your food, Seph!
My toenails are gross by this time, but that's why I clip them.Originally Posted by krissy
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
2-3 weeks. Fingernails 1-2 weeks. WHY DO THEY KEEP GROWING WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS
Fortunately they grow real slowly so maybe only every 3-4 weeks. Fingernails however, are about every there or four days. I absolutely cannot STAND having fingernails of even the slightest length so I keep them as short as I can without pain.
Not nearly enough. Is anyone as flexible as a plank of wood and just hates pulling their feet that close to their face?
Not very often.
Unless I'm going on Holiday to somewhere where they will be exposed a lot or going to a party.
Other than that they pretty much get left to their own devices until they start digging into things or clinging onto socks.
Thanks to this thread I had a toenail related nightmare, they grew and dug deeply into the skin and caused a lot of pain and bleeding D:
Not as often as I probably should. Every two weeks sounds like a lot. Maybe every month. My fingernails I file down between clippings so that's every 2-3 weeks.
Is that gross? I wonder if I'm gross.
Signature by rubah. I think.
My ex has fast-growing nails but would only clip them when she got a break. Semi-disturbing.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
In the past, I've forgotten about them long enough to where one of them dug into the side of another toe and made it bleed just from walking. Even though I keep them trimmed, the nails on my big toe still slice holes into my socks really quickly.
Look away, I'm hideous!
I was some how okay with the panty thread, but this thread offends.
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