My order would be NSFW.
All joking aside: Reese's holiday stuff (peanut butter tree/heart/egg/pumpkin)
But seriously, I'd rather have the
My order would be NSFW.
All joking aside: Reese's holiday stuff (peanut butter tree/heart/egg/pumpkin)
But seriously, I'd rather have the
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I like the cut of your jib, baby.Originally Posted by DMKA
As for me, twenty five 5 Hour Energy drinks, a quart of moonshine made in the radiator of 1970 Plymouth Roadrunner 426 Hemi. I'm going out my own way, doggone it.
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I just do not get epic meal time. The announcer annoys the smurf out of me.
Also, how have none of them died of like... heart failure yet? xD
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Something smurfing huge so that I die from overconsumption. Or the event is delayed because HANG THE smurf ON I'M STILL EATING
I was just reading about this today and how one guy was really pissed that he didn't get the can of Spaghetti-O's that he wanted.
Anyways I'd order a Pepperoni Pizza and a Mountain Dew Live Wire, followed by a big giant bowl of Moose Tracks ice cream for dessert.
And a Dr Pepper, since I usually drink two things at the same time.
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Enjoying more than one beverage seemed to be a common thing.
What did Jesus have? I'll have that.
I think it was ham?
I'm so pissed because I clicked that link and some of the alternate links were all these awful crimes that make me want to kill the perpetrators.
You suck!
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a huge bowl of katsu don
Just like one of a lot of the things I like. Wouldn't have to eat it all but I couldn't die without having one last lasagna or cheeseburger or chocolate cake or toffee pudding. So a bite or two of each I think.
I would eat it slowly and I would weep.
That could work, maybe I'll drink Parker's tears as a last meal.
smurf you.
Because they don't eat like this all the time? xD
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