Popcorn

[Heath]

Salted popcorn is an abomination.

Sweet/toffee popcorn is pretty nice, though I rarely buy it because there's a limit to how much I like getting fleeced at the cinema.

[Parker]

guys

paprika


honestly

[Laddy]

I want to try this pickle popcorn.

smurf you and leave smurf your disgusting ass popcorn. GOD. Pickles are total and utter trout.

Anyway, popcorn is grand. I especially like mine absolutely drenched in movie theater "butter".

[Tigmafuzz]

Pickles are total and utter trout.

You and Shorty leave and never come back.

[Pike]

Back when I was a kid my mom used to sprinkle jell-o powder on popcorn. I know it sounds insane but it was really good.

[Parker]

Back when I was a kid my mom used to sprinkle jell-o powder on popcorn. I know it sounds insane but it was really good.

[Jiro]

Had popcorn today. So good. Best I've had in a while. Don't even know why. Oh god get inside of me.

[fire_of_avalon]

I could take it or leave it. I prefer caramel and cheddar popcorn to regular.

What? No, this is incorrect.

I'm always thirstier than I have drink.

This! A large drink and medium popcorn still doesn't fix this problem.

Have them leave the ice out of your drink.

You're welcome.

Popcorn is the worst.

HOW ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS?

I had to watch a movie at the theater once without popcorn.

I'd like to tell you I spared that theater. But I can't lie to my friends.

[Jiro]

Have them leave the ice out of your drink.

They clued onto this. You can't ask them for that half the time

[Raistlin]

Back when I was a kid my mom used to sprinkle jell-o powder on popcorn. I know it sounds insane but it was really good.

What in the hell would even make you think to do this?

foa has it right: popcorn is a requirement for the movie theater and is glorious.

[Tigmafuzz]

What about people who don't go to theaters then

[Crop]

Oh man popcorn is The One. Salted of course, none of that sweet or toffee crap. Also British popcorn is better than US popcorn, it's a fact.

Blockbuster sell really good popcorn, the stuff in the bag is really nice but if I get the microwave stuff I then melt some butter in a pan and drizzle over when it comes out of the microwave. It's glorious.

Also I have to have popcorn in the cinema, even if it is super overpriced I have to have the largest one. No cinema has ever had a large popcorn that is too large for me to eat it all. I love popcorn!

[TrollHunter]

What about people who don't go to theaters then

It's a requirement for movies in general.

[Miriel]

I had the most delicious popcorn of my life while visiting EPCOT at Disneyworld. It was caramel corn and oh so delicious.

Del Murder got my a stovetop popcorn popper and so I make kettlecorn like 2-3 times a month. I love kettle corn.

[Chris]

...get inside of me.

You say it, but you don't mean it.