Recipes!

[Pike]

Nothing, unless it can be microwaved.

Are you saying that, if you stumbled upon a random banana bread recipe in the back of a video game manual, you would not immediately make a copy of the recipe and try it out? For once, I disagree with you.

Unless it is made by putting something frozen in the microwave, no, I would not.

Speaking of which, it's about time for my daily microwave pizza!