Recipes!

[Værn]

Nothing, unless it can be microwaved.

Are you saying that, if you stumbled upon a random banana bread recipe in the back of a video game manual, you would not immediately make a copy of the recipe and try it out? For once, I disagree with you.

Unless it is made by putting something frozen in the microwave, no, I would not.

Speaking of which, it's about time for my daily microwave pizza!

You won't even take the time to cook a frozen pizza in an oven? The microwave may be okay for pizza rolls, but such a carefree method of preparation is degrading to a proper pizza

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nothing, unless it can be microwaved.

Are you saying that, if you stumbled upon a random banana bread recipe in the back of a video game manual, you would not immediately make a copy of the recipe and try it out? For once, I disagree with you.

Unless it is made by putting something frozen in the microwave, no, I would not.

Speaking of which, it's about time for my daily microwave pizza!

Pike, dear, how have you not had a heart attack from all the sodium you must ingest?

[Pike]

I was born with a defective heart, so maybe it's already as bad as it's gonna get.

*sips Dr Pepper*

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm not giving you CPR when it happens.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Tacos, Cheesey Potato's, Jumbylia, etc.

[Jiro]

I'm not giving you CPR when it happens.

Plenty of other people in line, bro.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm not giving you CPR when it happens.

Plenty of other people in line, bro.

The rest of you probably just want an excuse to touch lips.

[41-Inches-Wide]

[LEFT]Interested in a Hopia recipe?

I love HOPIA! But more often than not, when homemade, its done so wrong.

I am very bad at cooking, but I can grill yakitori like a boss!

[Jiro]

I'm not giving you CPR when it happens.

Plenty of other people in line, bro.

The rest of you probably just want an excuse to touch lips.

I'm sorry but you're a lifeguard, that's the one non-porn profession just full of strange sexual things. Person unconscious? CPR and touch all over their wet, half naked body. Hmmmmmmmmm.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm not giving you CPR when it happens.

Plenty of other people in line, bro.

The rest of you probably just want an excuse to touch lips.

I'm sorry but you're a lifeguard, that's the one non-porn profession just full of strange sexual things. Person unconscious? CPR and touch all over their wet, half naked body. Hmmmmmmmmm.

You got me there.

[Jinx]

I just cook whatever Cooking Mama tells me to cook.

[escobert]

Tacos!
Steak!
taters!


I can cook but I like fast easy things.

[Unbreakable Will]

I'm not giving you CPR when it happens.

Plenty of other people in line, bro.

The rest of you probably just want an excuse to touch lips.

I'm sorry but you're a lifeguard, that's the one non-porn profession just full of strange sexual things. Person unconscious? CPR and touch all over their wet, half naked body. Hmmmmmmmmm.

You got me there.

Admit it, you deliberately put your hands between tats while giving CPR.

OP: I cook a great deal of foodstuffs when the mood strikes, but the mood hasn't visited me in quite some time.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm not giving you CPR when it happens.

Plenty of other people in line, bro.

The rest of you probably just want an excuse to touch lips.

I'm sorry but you're a lifeguard, that's the one non-porn profession just full of strange sexual things. Person unconscious? CPR and touch all over their wet, half naked body. Hmmmmmmmmm.

You got me there.

Admit it, you deliberately put your hands between tats while giving CPR.

OP: I cook a great deal of foodstuffs when the mood strikes, but the mood hasn't visited me in quite some time.

I always chose the cute girls to practice on.