ALIEN TECHNOLOGY
I am staying in a hotel tonight for a long, boring seminar tomorrow, and I discovered this on the shower wall:
Warning: may evoke shock and awe
dispenser.jpg
I have never seen such things before. I am pretty sure this hotel was built by aliens.
What mystical technology have you recently discovered?
Your shampoo dispenser looks malevolent.
Maybe your hotel was renovated from an old prison? That thing looks really depressing.
Hurry. Raistlin, you're running out of time. Check under your bed. Nothing suspicious? Just as I feared. Look. Look in the top left corner of your room. Yes. You see that now don't you. The small dot. They're watching you. Your alien "hosts" are planning to replace you with a polite, nice, rule abiding member. The staff hired them, if you at any, ANY point go to sleep they will suck out your brain via that odd "mini-pillow" on your bed. Your brain will then be replaced with a machine. I have to go into hiding now, the rest of staff will put my name on the deathlist for saving you!
What are you waiting for? Fly you fool.
Are you saying that not only is my shower of alien technology, but this is where they will hold me prisoner? brb fleeingOriginally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
are there 3 seashells by the toilet?
I can confirm that it was not made by aliens.
I have a modified one at home that dispenses champagne, lube and cocaine.
That's hilarious. The most pressing question really is re: the three shells thing though.
It's like... you're so 3008. And I feel 2000-late.
The little logo on it suggests there's four substances. It's a puzzle! Find the hidden switch you sissy!
The hidden switch that triggers the anal probing? I'm sure he'll get right on that!
there was a picture here
"I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens."
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