What are your guys' favourite jokes?
A few of my favourite knock knock jokes are in this song.
Do you have any jokes you made up that you're proud of?
Knock knock
What are your guys' favourite jokes?
A few of my favourite knock knock jokes are in this song.
Do you have any jokes you made up that you're proud of?
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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I tell this one to my friends when we're waiting for a long time. If we have a long walk, or a long ride on the subway, or if we're passing the time waiting for something. They either hate me afterwards or love it.
my favorite jokes are either racist or sexist or something like that
i'm a terrible person
I don't think it counts as a knock knock joke if you can print it out and club a man to death with it.
@Red Pill
i dunno, when i printed frig7 it was pretty heavy
The Horatio CSI Meme gets me everytime.
Especially when it transcends into other media.
All knock-knock jokes may be abominations, but not all abominations are knock-knock jokes.Originally Posted by krissy
A baby seal walks into a club.
What does seymour guado do when he's horny?
(SPOILER)He maesterbates
My life
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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