I banged one of my hs gf's within 40 ft and in plain view of her mother. We were at Havasu, about 20-30 ft out into the water. Her mom was sunbathing.

Banged a girl in a tanning salon.

I was an "exhibitionist" at parties. I remember one time I got out of the shower and went mingling. Realized the towel that had been around my waste was gone. Didn't mind. I passed out on the neighbors porch swing. Some friends found me and negotiated my return.

I jumped off a cliff (~50-60ft) into Kern river without checking it out first. As I neared the water I realized there was a stone "shelf" about a foot below the water. I cleared it by inches.

I left a party around 3am, smashed silly, drove to AZ. Average speed was about 130mph. When I got there I noticed oil all over the front of my car. Opened the hood and there was a Mobil quart sticking out of the oil fill (oil cap in my pocket). Like a genius, I added a quart before going because I was about due for a change.

I was going to throw my friend in the pool, but someone grabbed my leg (while i was carrying him) to try and force us both in. My friend landed "middle of back on edge of pool". I rounded everyone up at the party and we all drove to the hospital. Had a "tailgater" in the hospital parking lot.

Had a kid.

Got married.

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