What is the craziest thing you've ever done?

[Agrias]

I broke in to an insane asylum, while doing so my friend saw footprints being made in the dust leading to the hallway, so we booked it and got chased by cops for two hours as we hid in prickle bushes. Dem good ol' days.

You mean you broke out of an insane asylum, surely

You say tom-ay-toes, I say SHUT THE smurf UP

<3

[Shoeberto]

I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

Mind reader. I've been trying to recall that full quote all week.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Oh, yeah, I remember getting very drunk at a party and making out with a boy who said he was 19, but my friend and host of that party told me later he was his 16-year-old neighbor. I was 21 at the time. Is that crazy, or...? 8(

[Clo]

I went to bachelorette party once where we ran into the bachelor party on accident at a bar, I did 6 shots with the bride's brothers, who I had grown up with, one of the brothers ended up running from the cops that night, another underage brother I found passed out in a truck so I had to drag him back to the floor of our hotel room while I went to a strip club, found a kitten that the bride wouldn't let me take back to the hotel, and then one of the bridesmaid was roofied at the strip joint and was freaking out on the bathroom floor in the hotel room.

It was a crazy night.

I may have done crazier though. I once got into a huge fight with my boyfriend and ran off into a field in the middle of nowhere near Canada, then accidentally sprayed myself in the face with pepper spray, and was driven home by a nice old couple after wandering around the road blind for a while.

That was pretty crazy too.




.... I might be crazy.

[Agent Proto]

I think one of the craziest things I've done was making out with a second or third cousin of mine while I was in the Philippines. I'm pretty sure some members do remember that I made some posts about that on my LiveJournal, and comment about that on the forums. :-*

[Vasher]

I banged one of my hs gf's within 40 ft and in plain view of her mother. We were at Havasu, about 20-30 ft out into the water. Her mom was sunbathing.

Banged a girl in a tanning salon.

I was an "exhibitionist" at parties. I remember one time I got out of the shower and went mingling. Realized the towel that had been around my waste was gone. Didn't mind. I passed out on the neighbors porch swing. Some friends found me and negotiated my return.

I jumped off a cliff (~50-60ft) into Kern river without checking it out first. As I neared the water I realized there was a stone "shelf" about a foot below the water. I cleared it by inches.

I left a party around 3am, smashed silly, drove to AZ. Average speed was about 130mph. When I got there I noticed oil all over the front of my car. Opened the hood and there was a Mobil quart sticking out of the oil fill (oil cap in my pocket). Like a genius, I added a quart before going because I was about due for a change.

I was going to throw my friend in the pool, but someone grabbed my leg (while i was carrying him) to try and force us both in. My friend landed "middle of back on edge of pool". I rounded everyone up at the party and we all drove to the hospital. Had a "tailgater" in the hospital parking lot.

Had a kid.

Got married.

Posted on EoFF after a billion years.

[Jiro]

Dude you sound like a lot of crazy fun

[TrollHunter]

All my crazy trout happened when i lived in fayetteville NC
The most amusing time was when me and my friends were biking down a HUGE an steep as hell lawn in our neighborhood (which. Connected perfectly to another steep as hell driveway)
When i reached the bottom i did a double front flip and landed facefirst into a bunch of wood, metal, etc
Im lucky i didnt get impaled that day

[NorthernChaosGod]

I banged one of my hs gf's within 40 ft and in plain view of her mother. We were at Havasu, about 20-30 ft out into the water. Her mom was sunbathing.

Banged a girl in a tanning salon.

I was an "exhibitionist" at parties. I remember one time I got out of the shower and went mingling. Realized the towel that had been around my waste was gone. Didn't mind. I passed out on the neighbors porch swing. Some friends found me and negotiated my return.

I jumped off a cliff (~50-60ft) into Kern river without checking it out first. As I neared the water I realized there was a stone "shelf" about a foot below the water. I cleared it by inches.

I left a party around 3am, smashed silly, drove to AZ. Average speed was about 130mph. When I got there I noticed oil all over the front of my car. Opened the hood and there was a Mobil quart sticking out of the oil fill (oil cap in my pocket). Like a genius, I added a quart before going because I was about due for a change.

I was going to throw my friend in the pool, but someone grabbed my leg (while i was carrying him) to try and force us both in. My friend landed "middle of back on edge of pool". I rounded everyone up at the party and we all drove to the hospital. Had a "tailgater" in the hospital parking lot.

Had a kid.

Got married.

Posted on EoFF after a billion years.

I want to party with you.

[Parker]

2nd craziest thing I did was travel trans-atlantic to vegas to visit an auction house (a few weeks before the auction, had no intention of buying anything, just wanted to look at some of the stuff).

1st craziest thing was not actually going to the auction house because he was only opening it from 9-10am (and it's Vegas, who is up at that time unless they simply didn't go to bed)

[Bubba]

All my crazy trout happened when i lived in fayetteville NC

Am I the only one who read that as fattyville NC?

[TrollHunter]

All my crazy trout happened when i lived in fayetteville NC

Am I the only one who read that as fattyville NC?

Oh, trust me, it fits perfectly.

[Vasher]

I want to party with you.

I'm boring now. Not that shenanigans don't happen, but they're few and far between.


Recent crud;

Bachelor party a year ago. I was late, so missed the limo's, drove myself. My buddy ( 6'4" 235lb, ex marine) was on this "slap" thing. He slapped me once, I slapped him back, he ended up laying in the gutter.

After bar/club hopping and rounding up women, he slapped me again, only, he quickly darted off and I thought it was my friends brother (who had joined in the slapping frenzy) so I dropped bro. Bro, informed me it was "dip shyte", so I layed him out over the trunk of the limo. We left club, on way to "slapppers" house, fight in limo (I'm in my own car, oblivious), anymosity is building.

Anyhow, a fight breaks out between slapper and a "friend of a friend". I go to break up the fight and slapper goes after me (roids, I think). I grabbed him around the waste and threw him through his back window. I was on my way to leave when he chased me down. I was so pissed (drunk), I dropped him. Everyone got on my case, he stood up, came at me again, I got him in a rear naked choke (no homo), and was yelling "I'm going to pull your f'ing head off". Friends pulled me off. I drove half way home before turning around and going back. When I got there, his gf was using "butterfly" bandages to put his back together (he ended up getting stitches). A few hugs, "I love you bro" 's, and a few beers, and all was good.


We take a "guys" trip every year (usually to Kern river). A storm rolled in, mud/rock slides wiped out 80+% of the camp sites/road in the middle of the night, so the roads were packed by people leaving/clean up. We were drunk and high (only smoke when with the guys, out in the middle of no where, no responsibilities) and had everyone stuck on the road near us partying with us in the rain. It was a sick crazy party.


One of my girls friends (bangin' hot, easy 9.5) started a stripping in the living room within my view, but outside my girl's view. She pulled her top up, pants down, and put on a show. My girl was doing her makeup (we were going to dinner). My girl asked me to check on the kids, I went in the play room. Her friend came in, bent over in front of me to ask the kids what they were doing, but pulled her stretch pants down to reveal...

When my girl asked me to get her a glass of water, her friend followed me into the kitchen. While filling up the glass via fridge, her friend pulled my pants and went to town. In all honesty, I hesitated before pushing her away. After I did, she stood up, pulled out a tit (fakies), and put my right on it.

Her son had jumped in the pool in his pants, so they were in the dryer. When she left (her son was wearing our son's pants), my girl reminded me to run out her son's pants. At the car she went to work again. She called the next day while my girl was getting her nails done and said "haven't you ever wondered why I only call the house phone when "enter my girls name here" is gone? It's because I've aleady talked to her on her phone and know she's gone. I'm waiting for you to invite me over". When I told my girl that her friend was coming on to me (never mentioned "D" in mouth) she said that her friend had just started telling her that I was coming on to her. My girl knew she was full of bs, no longer friends (obviously).


I ran down a Porsche 911 Turbo ('09-'10) on the autobahn @ ~160mph in my car a few months ago. Anyone calls bs, I have hot car and Germany proof.

For my dads 60'th we played pool, darts, roulette, and beer pong with a couple of 19 yr old escorts. Of course pops popped one. (no, I don't cheat)

My buddy and I wanted to get the Wii U for our kids. We went to the midnight release at Best Buy. I brought a cooler and chairs. Filled the cooler with beer and had our friend (the window smasher) FaceTime us the UFC fight from his iPad to my iPhone (5, no wifi needed).We had every guy in line staring at my phone while it was propped up against the cooler handle. One evn went home to get beer to ad to my cooler. Boring (rainy) night turned bitchin'.

We have some wild parties at our house still (me and wiffie). New Years is always a blast. Anyone in Southern California?

[NorthernChaosGod]

That doesn't sound boring. As long as you don't slap me, I think we can hang too; I live in San Diego.

[DMKA]

I've done a few things that would qualify as stupid, but never anything that could be considered crazy.