Let's say something impossible happens...

[Peegee]

Despite being the only person who saw or experienced something, I would still express myself to other people. I would however understand if they didn't listen....because nobody ever listens to me anyway

[Mirage]

I once listened to PG, and it made my head asplode. I never told anyone about this cause no one would believe that I listened to him.

[Iceglow]

Honest to god, true smurfing story. I was at a party with EoFF's Iceglow and he got laid. Not making this up. I heard it. This is genuinely a thing that happened, I am not just bulltroutting for the sake of this thread, I legitimately had this experience.

She was Polish, mind you.

I was with her for 4 years after that night, you probably should've been a bro and stopped me.

She was Polish, mind you.

Furniture polish?

Shoe.

The kinky bastard.

I find your casual fascism against the country of my forebears and ex girlfriend amusing, carry on.

[Quindiana Jones]

I don't think you understand what fascism is, Steve. Or girlfriends for that matter. They have to be real to count, man.

[Raistlin]

I would probably dismiss what I saw as simply something that I didn't have enough knowledge to explain or some sort of illusion based on a defect in my own fallible human senses. I can't even imagine what I could witness that would actually convince me that I saw a ghost or an alien ship.

Assuming for the sake of discussion that I was convinced, I would probably tell people, at least my friends. The first person I tell would obviously be Shorty, because she's gullible enough to believe anything and so wouldn't laugh at me.

[Iceglow]

I don't think you understand what fascism is, Steve. Or girlfriends for that matter. They have to be real to count, man.

Considering the girl he was talking about in his post was Ewa who whilst you didn't meet her you definitely came and stayed in the flat I had shared with her for like over a year.

[Laddy]

You know this whole topic is pointless because the thread title insists the events are impossible.

[Jiro]

Way to be literal

[Laddy]

Some things just can't be, Jiro.

[Shorty]

You know this whole topic is pointless because the thread title insists the events are impossible.

I'm suggesting they're impossible.

[Jinx]

I have had ghost encounters, and I have told people about them, and I don't really care if they believed me or not.

[Tigmafuzz]

As Neil deGrasse Tyson has stated, if there were an event that I knew would be unprovable without a strong amount of physical evidence., then I would keep it to myself, and if I couldn't even prove to myself that it actually happened, I would dismiss my own memory as hallucination. If Stephen Hawking himself showed up on my doorstep and said he had seen an alien mothership fly overhead, I would ask if he had any proof, and if not, I'd say good day. Within the scientific community, eyewitness testimony is quite possibly the lowest form of "evidence" there is, because, you know... people lie. A bit scary considering it's one of the highest forms of evidence one can put forth in a courtroom. But if I was completely convinced I had just witnessed a seemingly impossible event (I feel that nearly anything is possible, though) then

The first person I tell would obviously be Shorty, because she's gullible enough to believe anything

[Flaming Ice]

Nessy/Sasquatch/Yeti would be my pet so you'd know.

[Del Murder]

If I saw a UFO I'd tell God, but he probably wouldn't believe me.

[Cloudane]

I'd probably not believe it myself and figure that my mind is doing something - so I'd sure as heck not tell anyone else except maybe my doctor