Let's say something impossible happens...

[Aulayna]

Considering I'm always linking people to crazy conspiracy theory sites and having a good giggle over them they'll probably think I finally snapped and started believing it all.

[blackmage_nuke]

I would first accept the possibility that maybe I am crazy. Then I'd probably post about it on EoFF. But I wouldnt say "I saw a Ghost/Ufo/Gspot." I'd say I saw something weird and it LOOKED like a blah blah blah so I dont get carted off to the nut house

[Clo]

I would be more likely to believe that I have lost my mind.

I feel like it's going to happen.

I'm just waiting for it now.

[Shorty]

You ought to trust yourself!

[Jiro]

We can all blame Shorty for our paranoia now.

What if Shorty is secretly a government agent doing experiments on people and we're her guinea pigs?

[Shorty]

Jiro is crazy. Crazy I tell you.





I've got my eye on you, son.

[Tigmafuzz]

We can all blame Shorty for our paranoia now.

What if Shorty is secretly a government agent doing experiments on people and we're her guinea pigs?

She is either the most incompetent agent ever or the greatest actor I've ever seen.

[Shorty]

You don't even know what my agent skills are.

[Tigmafuzz]

You don't even know what my agent skills are.

I bet Rantz does.

[Unbreakable Will]

Honest to god, true smurfing story. I was at a party with EoFF's Iceglow and he got laid. Not making this up. I heard it. This is genuinely a thing that happened, I am not just bulltroutting for the sake of this thread, I legitimately had this experience.

She was Polish, mind you.

Oh yeah? I'll see your tall tale of a Pollock trollop and raise you a true story about Steve getting offended by another EoFFers post. I know, I know what you're thinking; But he's such a good sport!
Trust me though, it really happened.


OP: I'd keep it to myself for fear of being incarcerated by good ol' Uncle Sam.