Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
Honest to god, true smurfing story. I was at a party with EoFF's Iceglow and he got laid. Not making this up. I heard it. This is genuinely a thing that happened, I am not just bulltroutting for the sake of this thread, I legitimately had this experience.

She was Polish, mind you.
Oh yeah? I'll see your tall tale of a Pollock trollop and raise you a true story about Steve getting offended by another EoFFers post. I know, I know what you're thinking; But he's such a good sport!
Trust me though, it really happened.


OP: I'd keep it to myself for fear of being incarcerated by good ol' Uncle Sam.