Same here. I never saw the ball until this thread.Originally Posted by Parker
Same here. I never saw the ball until this thread.
streme Wheelie
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Bugenhagen just brings one of his planetary props from the Observatory down to sit on.
Or he farts with a bubblegum stuck in his ass.Bugenhagen just brings one of his planetary props from the Observatory down to sit on.
I don't like Bugenhagen.
BugenHEYgen?
Or BugenHaagenDaaz?
My mind is absolutely, positively smurfing blown.
I always thought he was legless and could inexplicably float.
I... don`t even know what to think right now.
I thought this same thing. How do you guys know about the floaty ball?!My mind is absolutely, positively smurfing blown.
I always thought he was legless and could inexplicably float.
I... don`t even know what to think right now.
Third me on the legless thing. So he's like fortuneteller Baba eh
This is the first time I've seen him so close up and the first time I realized those weren't his creepily deformed legs there. Sad that if only they had designed the avatar more accurately (showing that he was sitting cross-legged), it might not have been so confusing.
Or was it the intent he be a really tiny man standing on the orb? We never see his hands either.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Actually, he might very well be a tiny man! His arms are always hidden inside the cloak, so I guess it would make sense.
Is he like the picture posted in the opening post or is he like the picture that Mercen-X posted? I'm confused now. I assumed that he looked like the one that Mercen-X posted because of the poor resolution and graphics of the game, but the other way makes sense, too.
I believe in the power of humanity.
hehe I actually made the pixelart version of Bugenhagen in the first post. :P I based it on his appearance in Before Crisis. I put a little remote control in his hand to operate the ball.
This thread makes me think of that FF7 Deviant Art comic we were all so crazy for back in March. How BugenHaagenDaaz cries because he has no arms.
Okay, just figured out how I'm spending my Sunday night.
Add me to the list of people who thought Bugenhagen was legless.
He was a cool old man, but Frig7 did him better.
New theory, he looked the way Pixel made him as of the events of Before Crisis... then his head grew.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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