Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

[Night Fury]

I smurfing hate tea and I will never drink it in my life.

Coffee too. Coffee can smurf right off.

Thread over.

All hot drinks can go back to hell as far as I'm concerned.

You have clearly never had the joy of being sat in front of a nice fire when it's cold out with a creamy hot chocolate topped with whipped cream, marshmallows, sprinkles and popping candy.