Rantz Pantz
I'd go all out hipster and own a combined coffee shop/book store. Except I'd put a sign by the door saying No Hipsters. Might have to hire a bouncer to keep undesirables out. It'd be called... Rosencrantz? Get it?
you'll be out of business in two weeks
What if I have a basement where the hipsters can give me their business unseen by respectable folks? I'll decorate the walls with big mustaches, they won't be able to stay away.
segregation didn't work very well in america
It will work in Pontusia!
kim jong-rantzien, ladies and gentlemen.
I'd live in Pontusia.
Good. Your crappy place will keep my used book store open for regular folks.
What the hell? I'm not moving to Pontusia just to put Shorty's gross chocolates out of business. I'll just have to start destroying your reputation on Yelp like originally intended.
All this without ever having tasted my chocolate!
I'm not trying chocolates with that much pepper in them.