Earliest memory.

[Christmas]

Must be the diapers that I am still wearing until 16.

Or was it 20?

The same one since born.

[maybee]

I was about two years old and my older siblings were getting ready to go to school. I really wanted to go with them and I cried. My Dad cheered me up and while I was depressed I played with some blocks.

If only I knew what school was REALLY like.

[Pike]

while I was depressed I played with some blocks.

I misread that as "bricks" and got really confused.

[Tigmafuzz]

while I was depressed I played with some blocks.

I misread that as "bricks" and got really confused.

...Children aren't supposed to play with bricks?

[Bunny]

The beginning of this sentence.

[Futan]

Getting scolded by my father for not pushing the toilet handle back up after flushing. Water kept running if you didn't. I guess I was 2.

[Raistlin]

My earliest memories were of preschool, when I was about 3, playing Where's Waldo with my preschool teacher/daycare person until my mom picked me up. I also had a "wedding" ceremony with my best friend/"childhood sweetheart" (again, 3). I remember some stuff from home around that time, but I can't place my age in those memories as definitively as I can my preschool adventures.

[magewarrior]

My earliest memory from my childhood would have to be the time I started crying (for no apparent reason) and hid under the table. I was only 6 years old at the time. Then my mom told me to get out from under the table and then gave me a nice big long hug. :')