I'm not winning sexiest female, I can almost guarantee that.
I'm not winning sexiest female, I can almost guarantee that.
~*Fizzgig*~
I'd say there's some "stiff" competition in that category.
Last edited by Jowy; 12-06-2012 at 04:54 AM. Reason: someone had to say it.
Maybe I'm just daft or actually some how innocent, but what?
I'm not putting predictions up yet but...
I agree, clever or perhaps not... surely by getting my ass banned I also got banned from winning that ciddie? It would appear we broke the rule on that one.
Secondly, I'm not sure what you've been reading but I wouldn't describe myself as gullible, I won't accept the truth from you guys as the truth because I'm so used to the pranks and lies.
The only comment I will say to all you who say making fun of me is your favourite past-time here on eoff, just be very, very grateful that I can give it and take it so well because if not, there'd be a lot of people who are flagrantly breaking rules about bullying.
Side note: Anyone who is seriously taking Most Likely To Get Together in a serious fashion by nominating the only couple in there literally likely to happen (if it hasn't happened alreadyand yes I do mean Tara and Phil) in real life, you have all disappointed me that is always the last bastion of "smurf taking this trout seriously" on EoFF and you've all failed to uphold that standard. Since when did we start taking Ciddies seriously?
The Ciddies have always been serious. Because
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I'm going to close the predictions in 24 hours. There are currently 14 members participating, but I would like to see more. A few of you have come in and posted "x to sweep!" but alas these cannot be counted. Please take a few moments to fill out the predictions properly - and by that I mean just pick a random name from each category if you want! - and we can all enjoy this side a little more when it comes crunch time. Trust me, the feeling of getting more than one correct is awesome![]()
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1. Best Member
Jiro
Oh, you want commentary do you? Here's some commentary. Best Member. Notice anyone missing? I mean come on. You want commentary? Here's some commentary. What on earth does Del Murder do that I don't? He makes snarky and unfunny attempts to put people down all the time. I DO THAT. He dies a lot in mafia. I DO THAT. He posts in the Final Fantasy f... oh. Well. Well I see.
Actually I'm quietly relieved. Years of "oh psy will win he's POPULARABLE" predictions flooding in then constant third places were depressing, but not as depressing as sliding down the rankings and picking up 3 votes. Actually, sod you all! I hope to never be nominated for this again! And no, this is not some cheap ass attempt at "poor me" reverse psychology, give me some credit. I know I'm in my twilight years of EoFF and I will embrace it by being even grumpier and hateful than ever before.
I confidently predict Del Murder will get ZERO VOTES.
2. Best Male
Jiro
Jiro's my safe and cautious bet.
3. Best Female
Shorty
Now this is a bit more of a gamble. Do I go with Pike or Shorty? Well, Sarah has momentum of winning the CK contest behind her so. Hopefully Miriel loses, as punishment for marrying Del Murder.
4. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Del Murder
People are idiots and thus they would like to vote for one.
5. Best Cid's Knight
Pike
I probably got her and Pike the wrong way round. Speaking of CKs, I remember when Del Murder was made a CK. It was a horrible day. Then they knighted Xander and Yams and they did a much better job then he ever did.
6. Best Editor
Jiro
Blimey this is a diverse field, isn't it?
7. Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto
Jeff has had a sterling few months, contributing his fan art articles and culminating in that mafia win.
8. Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys
The man has just rolled back the years, hasn't he?
9. Best Regular
Clo
This is too hard. Bubba's absence has cost him dearly. Mel and shion will split the #eoff vote. Let's go with Clo. Why not.
10. Best Newbie
Lockharted
This will see her and TB facing off. Lockharted is the current #eoff darling whereas TB doesn't really seem like a newbie anymore.
11. Sexiest Male
Jiro
I would just like to state that with some pride I was nominated for this without having posted a photo of my ugly mug in the past 6 months. Maybe that is why I got nominated. Either way, Del and his neckbeard are not here so I am so pleased. I probably will get 0 votes but I DON'T CARE. If in doubt, give Jiro a shout.
12. Sexiest Female
Agrias
A recent surge into the photo thread should seal this one.
13. Cutest Male
Jiro
JIRO SWEEPS EVERYTHING? What on earth am I doing.
14. Cutest Female
Lockharted
The darling strikes again. Just wait 'til she grows up. Pitye will be a very strong opponent though.
15. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder
THAT JERK DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF IT
16. Best Avatar
Del Murder
"I don't remember what anyone else's avatar looks like HMMM I KNOW I WILL VOTE DEL MARDAR". Just want you, the person who votes for him to know, I hate you.
17. Best Signature
Psychotic
It is by this point that most people remember I exist. "Oh yeah Psy. Haha Superman". I'm a 3-time winner of this Ciddie, all with different sigs. I hope I can do it again. I will definitely get at least double Del's votes.
18. Best Artist
Pete for President
2 in a row for Pete.
19. Best Writer
Pitye
No idea. Why not.
20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF
The amount of rep this man gets should be enough indicator.
21. Best #eoff Chatter
Shorty
More like "WORST MEMBER AWARD". Ironically their little voting block will be split up here, and it will be the forumgoers who they look down on who decide the winner.
22. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Freya
Personally I am rooting for Thecloudyday89
23. Best Thread
The Flower Girl I Used to Know
I hate this song.
24. Best Post
Jokes about EoFFers!
Without a doubt.
25. Nicest Member
Pike
26. Evilest Member
Citizen Bleys
27. Funniest Member
DK
Because he is.
28. Weirdest Member
Iceglow
He's everyone's darling, isn't he? Who doesn't love his wacky antics? I love Steve. I am really only picking him for this as it's a negative award and he'll spam me with angry messages on MSN and I will be happy because I can send him some very weird creepy stuff back. The truth is, this Ciddie should be mine. But Steve will get it. And it will break his heart.
29. Most Missed Member
Demondude
The only one most people will have heard of.
30. Most Influential Member
Loony BoB
Staff members will appreciate the irony.
31. Most Mysterious Member
Christmas
CAN'T FORGET OUR SWEEPER.
32. Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke
Someone seems to find this funny.
33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Tifa's Boobs
The hint's in the name.
34. Most Helpful Member
Goldenboko
35. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel
They got married. I voted BoB and smitten just to spite them.
Most Likely To...
36. Be the Next Cid's Knight/Editor
Agent Proto
See: whatever the hell I predicted him to win earlier.
37. Get Banned
Iceglow
The recent incident will do this.
38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Sephex
Lockharted and Faris are a lso strong contenders.
39. Give it all up to become a cross-dressing pirate.
Raistlin
I hope Faris wins this one though! But Raistlin and crossdressing go hand in hand.
40. Put on a clown costume and destroy the world
Citizen Bleys
With such a huge field this one is coming down to luck.
41. Start an eco-terrorism cell
Peegee
Oh I don't know or care.
42. Be the Triple Triad Club's Ace
Ultima Shadow
If people have been paying attention to tournaments.
43. Be loyal to a fault
Laddy
44. Be a physical manifestation of our collective imagination
Christmas
45. Believe Ondore's lies
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
46. Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks.
Peegee
47. Sacrifice himself to save the world
Jiro
48. Be Fighter
fire_of_avalon
49. Be Black Mage
blackmage_nuke
I'm lazy. It's not like anyone is reading up to this point. Other than maybe Del Murder. Man, I hate that guy.
50. Get Together
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted
Actual couples should not be competing in this field. Yeah I'm onto you two!