2012 Predictions Party

[Agrias]

I'm not winning sexiest female, I can almost guarantee that.

Yea that was indeed a bit of a transparent advert there, shame on you. If it makes you feel any better in my opinion you're probably top or there abouts. Now stop whining.

I was actually being quite serious! Lockhearted is just a DOLL and is quite active in the forums. Also, Tifasboobs. Plus Lockhearted posted this picture in a t-shirt that just....Wow....Just wow....

Yeah but you posted a picture of your thigh high boots lady, and your new heels in a simply dashing pose = sexy
Me, I'm a 'cute' person. I can't do sexy D:

Lets make babies. Right here, right now.

[Night Fury]

I'm not winning sexiest female, I can almost guarantee that.

Yea that was indeed a bit of a transparent advert there, shame on you. If it makes you feel any better in my opinion you're probably top or there abouts. Now stop whining.

I was actually being quite serious! Lockhearted is just a DOLL and is quite active in the forums. Also, Tifasboobs. Plus Lockhearted posted this picture in a t-shirt that just....Wow....Just wow....

Yeah but you posted a picture of your thigh high boots lady, and your new heels in a simply dashing pose = sexy
Me, I'm a 'cute' person. I can't do sexy D:

Lets make babies. Right here, right now.

You're a very forward lady
....But which one of us has the penis and the sperm? or shall we just make a baby using the power of our boobs and ladybits?

Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted

MLT announce they're in an "official" relationship 5 minutes after winning the MLT Get Together Ciddie.

Well you can put money on that if you think it's going to happen.

[Agrias]

You're a very forward lady
....But which one of us has the penis and the sperm? or shall we just make a baby using the power of our boobs and ladybits?

Well all the guys at work say I have an honorary penis. So I suppose we could try using that and some kind of Vulcan mind technique?

[Night Fury]

You're a very forward lady
....But which one of us has the penis and the sperm? or shall we just make a baby using the power of our boobs and ladybits?

Well all the guys at work say I have an honorary penis. So I suppose we could try using that and some kind of Vulcan mind technique?

Lady, you are turning me on

[Agrias]

Lady, you are turning me on

Dearest, I already have Barry White, on the go. And these aphrodesiac boosters!http://alum.mit.edu/pages/sliceofmit...wberries21.png

[Agent Proto]

Stop chattering and put out.show us more predictions!

[Night Fury]

Stop chattering and put out.show us more predictions!

You just brought the smoulder up in here. Mmmm the Bond Smoulder... mmmm
& I've done my predictions! I can only sit back and wait!

[Goldenboko]

So much fapping to this thread atm.

Very easy to fap to. Good thread.

[Pheesh]

Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted

MLT announce they're in an "official" relationship 5 minutes after winning the MLT Get Together Ciddie.

You and Steve a pissed that you're not getting more predictions for MLT get together, aren't ya?

[Formalhaut]

Trust me, the feeling of getting more than one correct is awesome

I'm sure it is, shame I won't get the feeling I fear.

Still, despite my self-negativity, I am looking forward to the revelations.

[Shorty]

(SPOILER)
1. Best Member
Jiro - Jiro will win this because he is the best member. And then he will threaten to leave because he doesn't think he deserves it. He bloody does.

2. Best Male
Jowy - It can't just be Rob and myself repping this man all the time. I suspect more of you actually like him than you let on and that this will be a surprise win.

3. Best Female
Pike - Because she's Pike and everyone loves her

4. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Rantz - I suspect babe will win this because without him we'd be broke'd.

5. Best Cid's Knight
Vivi22 - Bringing on the other half of the justice duo. It was a solid cut between he and Pike, but I'm going to go out on a limb and predict a non-safe bet!

6. Best Editor
Jiro - Have you taken a look at the frontsite lately?

7. Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
DK - Safe bet with this one. Toss-up between he and Raistlin, imo.

8. Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys - Toss-up between he and The Man, but I think Bleys will take it.

9. Best Regular
Clo - CLO. Bubba could have taken this award but he disappeared. Also, Clo has ladyparts, so she'll take this one home.

10. Best Newbie
Lockharted - EVERYONE LOVES LOCKY

11. Sexiest Male
Levian - Come on now. Come on now. This isn't best poster, this is sexiest. Levian wins forever of all time.

12. Sexiest Female
Tifa's Boobs - Toss-up between TB and Agrias' recent appearance with her sexy boots and dresses. I think TB will take this home.

13. Cutest Male
Happy Noodle Boy - He's the biggest manpicwhore in the photo thread atm. Don't you just want to pinch his cheeks?

14. Cutest Female
Lockharted - Toss-up between Locky and Pitye! Both are adorable, Locky is a little bit more active between #eoff and forums and may end up taking the win here.

15. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder - Recent change from his signature enforcer rank has resulted in double-takes that will make the current rank more memorable and thus acquire more votes.

16. Best Avatar
The Man - Sherlock fans.

17. Best Signature
The Man - Sherlock fans.

18. Best Artist
Pete for President - themagicroundabout is a strong contender for this, but Pete's are is golden.

19. Best Writer
Jiro - A toss-up between Jiro and Pike on this one, but the members of #eoff are all voting for Thecloudyday89.

20. Best Poster
MILF or Psy? MILF OR PSY? (I think Psy will take it.)

21. Best #eoff Chatter
Denmark - Rob has been whoring himself around like you would not believe. #eoff has got his back.

22. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Jiro - Again, have you seen the frontsite lately?

23. Best Thread
The Flower Girl I Used to Know will win, and rightly so.

24. Best Post
Bad label placement. EoFF's two loves come together - Iceglow and poo.

25. Nicest Member
Pike - Even when she's angry, Pike's a sweetie!

26. Evilest Member
Citizen Bleys - This one was a tough one. I want to say Bunny would win this one, but I think Bleys will actually be the one to take it.

27. Funniest Member
DK - Even though he picks me apart, the man is hilarious.

28. Weirdest Member
Old Manus - HC? Iceglow? The rest of the nominees? They ain't got nothin' on Manus.

29. Most Missed Member
Demondude - Unne should win this, but this forum seems to have some sort of fixation on DD.

30. Most Influential Member
Loony BoB - Daniel will win this, but lord knows why.

31. Most Mysterious Member
Del Murder doesn't show his face because he is a real member of mafia and thus deserves this award.

32. Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke winning this is apparently some sort of running joke, but he will win it again.

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Loony BoB - Lives, breathes, eats, sleeps Final Fantasy. SHUT UP ALREADY.

34. Most Helpful Member
Rantz - Samuraid should win this award but he's never award! Babe will win because he's so helpy and fixy <3

35. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel - DAMN IT TO HELL WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET MARRIED THIS YEAR

Most Likely To...

36. Be the Next Cid's Knight/Editor
Quinter Wonderland - Quin was a pretty solid candidate in the CK comp and if peoples' memories haven't gone to must by now I think he has a shot at taking this one home.

37. Get Banned
Iceglow - lol did that already happen

38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Lockharted - Locky or Sephex could take this one, but I think Locky is a safe bet.

39. Give it all up to become a cross-dressing pirate.
Faris - Easy peasy.

40. Put on a clown costume and destroy the world
Peegee - He fits this role well.

41. Start an eco-terrorism cell
I'm my own MILF will get all of your votes because he wants to destroy the planet.

42. Be the Triple Triad Club's Ace
Citizen Bleys - Obsessed with TT, you are.

43. Be loyal to a fault
Jiro - It is out of loyalty to this forum that Jiro stays and he will most likely win this award.

44. Be a physical manifestation of our collective imagination
Christmas - SHE ALREADY IS.

45. Believe Ondore's lies
Hypoallergenic Cactuar - People who know me well enough may vote me on this, but I think HC will win here.

46. Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks.
Tifa's Boobs - Toss-up between TB and Iceglow. I think the forum wants TB to win.

47. Sacrifice himself to save the world
Jiro - Because he would.

48. Be Fighter
Cuchulainn - Drunken Irish fighting machine!

49. Be Black Mage
blackmage_nuke - It's right there and most of you are lazy!

50. Get Together
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted - BAWWWWW <3333333


Making conscious decisions to separate these from your own actual votes is hard! I've probably done terribly, prediction-wise, but I guess we'll find out soon!

[Del Murder]

1. Best Member
I confidently predict Del Murder will get ZERO VOTES.

Not true, I made sure to log into my wife's account and make her vote for me for everything.

[Jiro]

Judging from these predictions, it's Jiro to sweep the Ciddies. Please don't do that.

[Denmark]

if you sweep then you can't ever leave us

[Jiro]

If I sweep then I will leave you. What the hell. I won Best Member once, that was my glory, give someone more deserving their goddamn time in the sun. Denmark for Best Everything.