reallyOriginally Posted by Goldenboko
you
YOU
of all people
is trying to play the virginity card?
This is like Hitler trying to accuse you of being a bit racist or Iceglow saying "Look, mate, you need to cut down on the length of your posts". Jesus christ.
Bish you don't know my story anymore, maybe if I was still 15 playing that card would've been inappropriate, but I'm not.
Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you can't lose your virginity to your hand, a sock or a slit cut into a couch.
That's it. THUNDERDOME.
Hi. I'm late. Don't count me if you don't want to. These are the correct answers though.
(SPOILER)1. Best Member
Jiro
I hear the jungle drums calling his name.
2. Best Male
Jiro
Ji-ro. Mshindiiii. Ji-ro.
3. Best Female
Shorty
EoFF loves her and her bootay.
4. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Rantz
My massive schlong should win me this one.
5. Best Cid's Knight
Shorty
Her massive rack should win her this one.
6. Best Editor
Jiro
His massive post count should win him this one.
7. Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto
His mas... okay, I get it, it's getting old. Proto is a doing a great job as Former Staff.
8. Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys
Left, came back, didn't act like a jerk... pretty much the definition of likable veteran.
9. Best Regular
Clo
Bubba could've won it, but nobody would vote for a name like that! Also Clo is cool.
10. Best Newbie
Lockharted
I went into the database and manipulated all the vote PMs to make it so.
11. Sexiest Male
Jiro
Nobody appreciates my goatee.
12. Sexiest Female
Tifa's Boobs
She has the username and the cleavage shots.
13. Cutest Male
Agent Proto
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...time-year.html
14. Cutest Female
Lockharted
Don't you just want to pinch her cheek? Edit: Wait what Sarah said this exact same thing about Phil. What are the odds? IT WAS MEANT TO BE
15. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder
16. Best Avatar
Goldenboko
17. Best Signature
Psychotic
18. Best Artist
Pete for President
19. Best Writer
Thecloudyday89
20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF
21. Best #eoff Chatter
Lockharted
22. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Jiro
23. Best Thread
Bad label placement.
24. Best Post
Bad label placement.
25. Nicest Member
Pike
26. Evilest Member
Bunny
27. Funniest Member
DK
28. Weirdest Member
Mercen-X
29. Most Missed Member
Rye
30. Most Influential Member
Loony BoB
What does this one even mean?
31. Most Mysterious Member
Del Murder
32. Most Underrated Member
Jowy
33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Loony BoB
34. Most Helpful Member
Rantz
35. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel
Most Likely To...
36. Be the Next Cid's Knight/Editor
Agent Proto
37. Get Banned
Cuchulainn
38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Lockharted
39. Give it all up to become a cross-dressing pirate.
Faris
40. Put on a clown costume and destroy the world
Citizen Bleys
It's actually Psychotic you guys.
41. Start an eco-terrorism cell
Shorty
42. Be the Triple Triad Club's Ace
Ultima Shadow
43. Be loyal to a fault
Jiro
Good doggie.
44. Be a physical manifestation of our collective imagination
Tifa's Boobs
45. Believe Ondore's lies
Shorty
46. Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks.
Tifa's Boobs
47. Sacrifice himself to save the world
Jiro
48. Be Fighter
fire_of_avalon
49. Be Black Mage
Vivi22
Red Mage Coffman is the actual funny option, but you're all too lowbrow to get it.
50. Get Together
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted
It had better never leave your face or god help you.11. Sexiest Male
Jiro
Nobody appreciates my goatee.
You heard the lady!It had better never leave your face or god help you.11. Sexiest Male
Jiro
Nobody appreciates my goatee.
Do we predict who will win the predictions now?
Bah, it appears I'm late to everything this week, as I was going to go through the predictions today after work. I can only do so much in any given day!
Oh well, after my big run, I suppose it's time to let others have their chance to win this thing. I'll be back next year to reclaim my title.
Make unofficial predictions with me, Raist. We don't need no prizes or titles.
Oh wow, you aren't in on this either, Rantz? These whipper-snappers really are getting a break; both of the experts are out!
I'll do some unofficial ones if I have the time and energy after getting my speeches done.
Goatees are for serial rapists and Brad Pitt. Everyone knows that.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I gave you long enough to get your predictions in
Well, it's all over, and I can tell just off the bat that I haven't won the predictions.
I assume I won everything. I will accept my prize any time.
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