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1. Best Member
Jiro

Oh, you want commentary do you? Here's some commentary. Best Member. Notice anyone missing? I mean come on. You want commentary? Here's some commentary. What on earth does Del Murder do that I don't? He makes snarky and unfunny attempts to put people down all the time. I DO THAT. He dies a lot in mafia. I DO THAT. He posts in the Final Fantasy f... oh. Well. Well I see.

Actually I'm quietly relieved. Years of "oh psy will win he's POPULARABLE" predictions flooding in then constant third places were depressing, but not as depressing as sliding down the rankings and picking up 3 votes. Actually, sod you all! I hope to never be nominated for this again! And no, this is not some cheap ass attempt at "poor me" reverse psychology, give me some credit. I know I'm in my twilight years of EoFF and I will embrace it by being even grumpier and hateful than ever before.

I confidently predict Del Murder will get ZERO VOTES.


2. Best Male
Jiro

Jiro's my safe and cautious bet.

3. Best Female
Shorty

Now this is a bit more of a gamble. Do I go with Pike or Shorty? Well, Sarah has momentum of winning the CK contest behind her so. Hopefully Miriel loses, as punishment for marrying Del Murder.


4. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Del Murder

People are idiots and thus they would like to vote for one.


5. Best Cid's Knight
Pike

I probably got her and Pike the wrong way round. Speaking of CKs, I remember when Del Murder was made a CK. It was a horrible day. Then they knighted Xander and Yams and they did a much better job then he ever did.


6. Best Editor
Jiro

Blimey this is a diverse field, isn't it?

7. Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto

Jeff has had a sterling few months, contributing his fan art articles and culminating in that mafia win.

8. Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys

The man has just rolled back the years, hasn't he?


9. Best Regular
Clo
This is too hard. Bubba's absence has cost him dearly. Mel and shion will split the #eoff vote. Let's go with Clo. Why not.

10. Best Newbie
Lockharted

This will see her and TB facing off. Lockharted is the current #eoff darling whereas TB doesn't really seem like a newbie anymore.


11. Sexiest Male
Jiro

I would just like to state that with some pride I was nominated for this without having posted a photo of my ugly mug in the past 6 months. Maybe that is why I got nominated. Either way, Del and his neckbeard are not here so I am so pleased. I probably will get 0 votes but I DON'T CARE. If in doubt, give Jiro a shout.

12. Sexiest Female
Agrias

A recent surge into the photo thread should seal this one.


13. Cutest Male
Jiro

JIRO SWEEPS EVERYTHING? What on earth am I doing.


14. Cutest Female
Lockharted

The darling strikes again. Just wait 'til she grows up. Pitye will be a very strong opponent though.

15. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder

THAT JERK DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF IT

16. Best Avatar
Del Murder

"I don't remember what anyone else's avatar looks like HMMM I KNOW I WILL VOTE DEL MARDAR". Just want you, the person who votes for him to know, I hate you.

17. Best Signature
Psychotic

It is by this point that most people remember I exist. "Oh yeah Psy. Haha Superman". I'm a 3-time winner of this Ciddie, all with different sigs. I hope I can do it again. I will definitely get at least double Del's votes.

18. Best Artist
Pete for President

2 in a row for Pete.

19. Best Writer
Pitye

No idea. Why not.

20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF

The amount of rep this man gets should be enough indicator.

21. Best #eoff Chatter
Shorty

More like "WORST MEMBER AWARD". Ironically their little voting block will be split up here, and it will be the forumgoers who they look down on who decide the winner.

22. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Freya

Personally I am rooting for Thecloudyday89

23. Best Thread
The Flower Girl I Used to Know

I hate this song.

24. Best Post
Jokes about EoFFers!

Without a doubt.


25. Nicest Member
Pike


26. Evilest Member
Citizen Bleys


27. Funniest Member
DK

Because he is.


28. Weirdest Member
Iceglow

He's everyone's darling, isn't he? Who doesn't love his wacky antics? I love Steve. I am really only picking him for this as it's a negative award and he'll spam me with angry messages on MSN and I will be happy because I can send him some very weird creepy stuff back. The truth is, this Ciddie should be mine. But Steve will get it. And it will break his heart.


29. Most Missed Member
Demondude

The only one most people will have heard of.


30. Most Influential Member
Loony BoB

Staff members will appreciate the irony.


31. Most Mysterious Member
Christmas

CAN'T FORGET OUR SWEEPER.

32. Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke

Someone seems to find this funny.


33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Tifa's Boobs

The hint's in the name.


34. Most Helpful Member
Goldenboko


35. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel

They got married. I voted BoB and smitten just to spite them.


Most Likely To...

36. Be the Next Cid's Knight/Editor
Agent Proto

See: whatever the hell I predicted him to win earlier.


37. Get Banned
Iceglow

The recent incident will do this.


38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Sephex

Lockharted and Faris are a lso strong contenders.

39. Give it all up to become a cross-dressing pirate.
Raistlin

I hope Faris wins this one though! But Raistlin and crossdressing go hand in hand.


40. Put on a clown costume and destroy the world
Citizen Bleys

With such a huge field this one is coming down to luck.


41. Start an eco-terrorism cell
Peegee

Oh I don't know or care.


42. Be the Triple Triad Club's Ace
Ultima Shadow

If people have been paying attention to tournaments.


43. Be loyal to a fault
Laddy


44. Be a physical manifestation of our collective imagination
Christmas


45. Believe Ondore's lies
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

46. Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks.
Peegee


47. Sacrifice himself to save the world
Jiro


48. Be Fighter
fire_of_avalon


49. Be Black Mage
blackmage_nuke

I'm lazy. It's not like anyone is reading up to this point. Other than maybe Del Murder. Man, I hate that guy.


50. Get Together
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted

Actual couples should not be competing in this field. Yeah I'm onto you two!