All that jazz

[Red Mage Coffman]

That sounds like the worst idea in the world. What good is it forcing someone to sit around doing jack-all?

They should have you attempt a world record. Maybe most paperclips attached to the face or something...

I dunno. At least they let me on the computer. Why they let me eludes me. Doing anything else would set them off, and they would tell me why I was there, and that I needed to make up class time. What dicks.