EoFF's Very Own Secret Santa!

[Faris]

Quick! Everyone send Formalhaut a cure

[Formalhaut]

What is that meant to be? And if your gonna cure me, at least give me a Hi-Potion!

[Faris]

?

[Formalhaut]

Ah... much better... thanks Faris!

*Is suddenly ambushed by a Great Malboro and feels the effects of Bad Breath*

Oh noes! I'm poisoned, blinded, Silenced, Slowed and confused! My illness persists...

[Faris]

... Hyper potions are expensive!

You know, the Island Closest to Hell is not a playground. Best get yourself to an inn ASAP!

[Formalhaut]

Hyper potions? Since when did we suddenly turn into a pokemon game?

[Faris]

Everything is possible on the internet. Look! I'm a flying space dragon! Raaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr! :riiight:

[Formalhaut]

Oh Faris... this little interlude has really cheered me up!

[Formalhaut]

Sorry for double posting but, the following list is as follows!

Tifa's Boobs
[strike]Red Mage Coffman[/strike]
[strike]Faris[/strike]
[strike]Dr.Rydrum2112[/strike]
[strike]The Summoner of Leviathan[/strike]
Shorty
[strike]Pitye[/strike]
Shauna
[strike]Madonna[/strike]
[strike]Agent Proto[/strike]
[strike]Lockhearted[/strike]
[strike]Melissaur[/strike]
[strike]Goldenboko[/strike]
[strike]Laddy[/strike]

That means I'm still waiting on a few more Santas! Please bring them in to Santa's workshop by tomorrow evening so I can collate them all and work out how to format them in on the thread!

[Faris]

SOOON

[Shauna]

I am the most sorry individual in the world. And by that I mean I am hugely apologetic.

My week has been incredibly hectic and this left me with little time to actually deal with fun internet stuff. I thought I'd be able to grab some time on Friday (or heck, even today), but sadly no.

I am sorry for ruining the secret Santa. I apologise to those who should be getting something from me but won't, because I'm a sucky poop-head.

[Formalhaut]

I am the most sorry individual in the world. And by that I mean I am hugely apologetic.

My week has been incredibly hectic and this left me with little time to actually deal with fun internet stuff. I thought I'd be able to grab some time on Friday (or heck, even today), but sadly no.

I am sorry for ruining the secret Santa. I apologise to those who should be getting something from me but won't, because I'm a sucky poop-head.

Christ don't go full emo on me! I understand completely that work and other Christmas activities can take an immense amount of time! Seriously, you haven't ruined Secret Santa. If anything, I'm more annoyed at Tifa's Boobs because I know she has been on EoFF in the past week and has been active enough, but even then, I'm sure she's been busy so I can't grumble. Much.

I'm rambling now, but I'm doing the big reveal tomorrow, so if you do have time, then great. If not, remember that it doesn't have to be on the day of the reveal! Basically, as soon as you have time, send me the presents in a PM, and I'll format them and put them on the thread. I'm sure your people will understand!

For that matter, the following people are exempt for my mumbling and I'm being ultra cheerful with them, because they've actually given me an excuse:

Shorty: Because she's on a trip, somewhere... I literally found this out from her visitor messages.
Shauna: Because of work and other related stuff. Extremely apologetic! Don't worry!


And that's that. So yeah, big reveal at some point tomorrow. Other presents can be sent in even after the fact. So don't worry, enjoy Christmas for what it is!

[Shauna]

(I realise that I am not the destroyer of this fun little event. I just feel bad and whatnot.)

I will make it up to you guys or something when I have the time. xD

[Formalhaut]

Ode To The Tree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i6_i6vqYao

Twas The Penultimate Day To Christmas,
And The Iifa Tree Was Famished
It's Roots Grew Withered And Dark
And The Mist Was Sorrowful. The
People Of EoFF Begged The Gods
To Save Their Beloved Tree. But
The King Of The Gods, Cid, Has
Departed And The Other Gods Were
Tired After Hosting Two Joyous Feasts.

Hope Seemed Distant.

But Then.

Those Famous Bells. The Ho Ho Ho. The Chocodeers.
One By One, Under The Cover Of Darkness,
Ten Brave Souls Journeyed To The Tree And
Together Placed Their Offerings. And As Quickly
As They Arrived They Soon Departed To Other
Worlds, Spreading The Festive Mist Of Old To Other
Lands. At Last, The People Said, The Tree Would
Spring back To Life, And Harmony Would Be
Established For Eternity...

Without Further Ado, The Thirty Honourable Offerings.

The Inaugural EoFF Secret Santa Give-away!

Welcome everyone to the Inaugral EoFF Secret Santa! Sorry for the illness, must be because of the weakened Iifa Tree. Hopefully the offerings the lovely Santas have provided will make it feel alot better! And also sorry for the horrendous BB Coding for the IX song. I cannot wrap my head around BB coding; I honestly tried my damnedest but alas. I suck at BB coding. But enough of this!

We are all here to look at the presents! Of course. Starting from now, I will posting individual batches of presents in a drip-feed style, because I have to format it onto the thread and as you all know BB coding isn't my forte, so I might take a while. But rest assured! All of the Iifa Tree presents will be showcased here tonight (Or this morning depending where on Terra you live) so don't panic. I hope you all enjoy the presents guys! The Santas really outdid themselves!

And yes. Depending on responses, there will be double-posting galore. You have been warned.

[Formalhaut]

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Secret Santa Presents #1

This secret Santa has been very busy making sure the presents he has been scouring Terra for are very special! Let's see what's under the Iifa Tree...

A fellow Secret Santa... Shauna!

A Typewriter shaped waffle maker!

A member of the EoFF staff...Roogle!

A pair of 3D Glasses

A completely random stranger ...Cim!

A Shot-Flask