EoFF's Very Own Secret Santa!

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Secret Santa Presents #5


The next Santa used the power of BB coding to confound me with the confusion of spoiler tags. Besides making me tear my hair out, it was also a lovely set of presents which incorporated loads of writing and custom gift tags. I really love these. Seriously, make me a custom gift tag. They are awesome.

A fellow Secret Santa... Goldenboko!

Season's Greetings, Goldenboko! I hope your December is going well, and that it will be made better by this Secret Santa gift!

First, I created a personalized a gift tag just for you! Who needs those throwaway sticker ones when you have this bold, colourful one?

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You have been given a gold, rectangular envelope. It's plain but intriguingly shimmery. You open it, revealing a voucher that says...

Happy holidays! You and one special guest will get to spend one weekend at the Gold Saucer!

All expenses paid, including your hotel room!





This includes chocobo racing at the Chocobo Square!



We look forward to seeing you!

You spot an expiration date in fine print on the bottom right. It is hard to read at first, but after squinting, you were able to make out January 13th. Yikes! Not a lot of time. A romantic or bromantic getaway is in order. Soon.

A member of the EoFF staff... fire_of_avalon!

Season's Greetings, fire_of_avalon! I hope your December is going well, and that it will be made better by this Secret Santa gift!

First, I created a personalized a gift tag just for you! Who needs those throwaway sticker ones when you have this nice, colourful one?

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It is a box with breathing holes on it. It isn't wrapped with paper gift wrap--just a sturdy, plainly coloured box that looks...fireproof.

You have received a baby dragon.

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Your new pet greets you with an enthusiastic little growl as it bursts out of the now open box. It's wearing a lavender ribbon tied around its neck.

Your dragon is obedient, house-trained, and can cook its own food, provided you have the meat (and it doesn't matter what kind... not at all *cough*)! Dragons do get bigger--a LOT bigger--so in time, you'll have your very own transportation! Why sit through traffic when you can soar through the skies on a dragon?

A completely random stranger... DK!

Season's Greetings, DK! I hope your December is going well, and that it will be made better by this Secret Santa gift!

First, I created a personalized a gift tag just for you! Who needs those throwaway sticker ones when you have this sleek, edgy one?


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your gift is not wrapped, nor is it given to you by hand. Instead, you are blindfolded by a "friend" of the Secret Santa and led somewhere.

When you arrive at your destination, you smell food and beer in the air--it must be a pub of some kind.

You are seated in a bar stool. You are finally allowed to remove your blindfold. Next to you, you hear someone grumble, "I better get some damn good compensation for this..." You turn to the source of the voice and realize that your gift is some quality time with:

Barret in a sailor outfit.



In the flesh. Or polygonal pixels, rather. Your Secret Santa must have paid a hefty price be able to pull this off.

Hopefully you find a good drinking buddy in Barret, even if he does look both ridiculous and particularly grumpy right now. At least you ended up at a very well-received pub that you've been meaning to go to for a while.