EoFF's Very Own Secret Santa!

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Secret Santa Presents #7

I've never heard of Etsy before until now, though through speaking to my elves it's abit like Amazon but for weird and wonderful stuff. I just assumed it was part of Cocoon's retail network and went on my merry way. This Santa is obviously a loved patron of Etsy and imposed some restrictions, as posted below:

I set myself some guidelines to work with...
*Do not spend more than $50 USD on gifts (excluding shipping)
*The gift had to be a physical, actual, tangible thing

Seeing as I was limiting myself to reality, I decided to be crazier yet and go onto Etsy to find some truly wonderous and unique things. Here are what I got my targets

A fellow Secret Santa...Dr. rydrum2112!

GIFT: Unicorn Mask

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EXCUSES:
Having frankly never met the guy, familiarity, good taste, and well-thought-out gifts go right out the window. So what do? Go with the doctor bit. Doctor and the murder bit. Are you thinking what I am? Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. That game had old-school Venetian plague doctors, and those bastards had cool beak masks. So I went hunting. What I found were some really nice masks that were wayout of my price range. So I settled on a cheaper item the same seller had, but still had a beak. Horn. Beak. Horn. Same thing.


A member of the EoFF staff... Psychotic!

GIFT: A Pod Of smurfing Walrus trout
(magnet, cross-stitch pattern, pewter bauble, block print, art print, stuffed animal, book)

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EXCUSES:
Not to be rude or anything, but if Psychotic is involved, foul language is too. Another thing that involves Pyschotic is the BAotW party, and smurfing walruses are part of that. But you wonder: does that trout have any actual walrus memorabilia on his walls? Are there tusk knick-knacks on his end tables? I thought not. So I think now that has been seen to. You are smurfing welcome.


A completely random stranger... Shion!

GIFT: Mermaid Shell Bra

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EXCUSES:
Finding the right gift for shion was difficult; I opted for easy, and got her a seashell bra. Now, I know this is a terrible gift, especially to someone who might be a complete stranger, but shion is special. shion joined her and proclaimed her love of cheese. She also used an avatar from the gallery, and it was a mermaid. The mermaid fromFF1. And so, I decided if I pictured her as her old avatar, I would at least be right in knowing she had a bra like the Little Mermaid's (mermaids do wear bras, right).