Accident Prone

[Pike]

I have a tendency to injure myself and then not notice until later. "Huh, why is my knuckle bleeding? I don't remember this happening!"

Are you accident prone like I am?

[Jinx]

I have a lot of bruises.

[Shorty]

Yes

I am constantly banging into things or tripping over things and I may or may not have a tenancy to walk into walls or corners or door frames

[Agrias]

You have no idea. I tend to smurf trout up really bad. I choke on my own spit and/or air constantly. I trip over NOTHING, when I drink I figure i'm spiderman. I never say no to a death defying dare. Its bad.

[Shorty]

oh trout knocking over drinks, too

I've been good lately, but I used to not be able to go a single night without knocking over something. I'M GETTING BETTER

[Agent Proto]

You ladies.

No, I'm not accidental prone like you girls are.

[Laddy]

Ever since my house fire, every place I've stayed at since then has had a fire alarm go off for whatever reason.

The convention hotel, the DC trip hotel, my dorm.

I'm cursed.

[Night Fury]

Yes.

But then using a swiss army knife as a screwdriver was never really going to end well.

[Citizen Bleys]

Only with hand grenades. Anything else, I'm fine; I can carry seven full glasses with no tray down a flight of stairs without spillage, let alone breakage, but give me one hand grenade and it's an unmitigated disaster.

[Shorty]

Yeah, but that's on purpose.

[41-Inches-Wide]

My small toe is always the victim of such terrible accidents.

[Citizen Bleys]

Yeah, but that's on purpose.

You can't prove anything, copper.

[LunarWeaver]

I slip on my own silliness all the time. I've broken so many objects on my way to hurting myself. I'm surprised anyone lets me have big boy juice cups anymore. One day they'll learn.

[Pumpkin]

I am incredibly clumsy and I injure myself all the time. I have a giant bruise on my butt because of a bad incident with the couch. I have injured myself with a cheese grater on several occasions. I cut myself almost every time I peel potatoes or wash dishes. I break a lot of glasses. I spill a lot of drinks. I walk into walls. I stub my toes. I step the wrong way and hurt my foot/ankle.

Typing this I smashed my hand into my laptop.

[Jiro]

Ever since my house fire, every place I've stayed at since then has had a fire alarm go off for whatever reason.

The convention hotel, the DC trip hotel, my dorm.

I'm cursed.

It was your fault! It all makes some kind of warped sense!


Oh and ahaha I am ahaha the most accident prone person. Seriously. For someone who is greatly coordinated with good spatial awareness and fine motor control, I have a habit of throwing it all out the smurfing window and just becoming a complete spazz.