Ciddies XXIII: Winner Revelations Thread

[Psychotic]

Wow that speech by Rantz is smurfing incredible. Damn good work.

[Raistlin]

Rantz's speech was great. foa and NCG especially were done perfectly.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

MLT Sacrifice Himself to Save the World
Last winner: N/A · Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Bunny · I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Laddy · Peegee · Rantz

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna Laddy Agent Proto Denmark Faris Happy Noodle Boy Jiro Del Murder Formalhaut Pike Psychotic Shorty	Jiro (12/16)
Citizen Bleys Madonna	Rantz (2/16)
Lockharted	Laddy (1/16)
Goldenboko	Peegee (1/16)

Sacrifice himself to save the world

Everybody wants to save the world, but does anyone at EoFF have what it takes to be an hero? Let's have a look at our candidates:

Bunny
Are you smurfing kidding me? If anyone at EoFF can be said to be a hate singularity, it is Bunny. He is far more likely to sacrifice the world to save himself, and laugh while it burns. I'm not entirely certain that Bunny would sacrifice a muffin to save the world. (Unless it's raisin, because seriously, smurf raisins.)

I'm my own MILF
"I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark." ~ Thomas Hobbes.
Thing is, the only leap into the dark Hux will take is to leap off a burning ship after pushing orphans, women, and the elderly into the hungry, all-consuming flames. If Hux is going to sacrifice himself for anything, it would be for the triumph of everlasting evil.

Jiro
OK, I'll give you this one. It looks likely because Jiro acts all super-nice to everyone, all of the time. But stop to think -- when the cards are laid out, and the world is burning, would he truly sacrifice himself instead of a bus full of nuns? I think not.

Laddy
Hahahahahahaha, you have got to be kidding. Whoever nominated Laddy misread the category as "Sacrifice someone else to save the world." But how did multiple people make the same mistake? Easy -- reading comprehension in the modern world has been on a steep decline since the late 80s now that teachers aren't allowed to use corporal punishment to motivate their students to learn.

Peegee
"Capitalists are no more capable of self-sacrifice than a man is capable of lifting himself up by his own bootstraps." ~ V.I. Lenin
Have you read any of PG's Facebook/EoFF blog posts? I haven't either. Still, even skimming past them is enough to know that PG is so fastidiously pro-capitalism that the shade of J.D. Rockefeller is screaming "Woah there, calm down."

Rantz
The only thing Rantz could be relied upon to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse would be to make fun of the zombies as they chew on the bloody ruin that used to be your face.

Yep, we're screwed.

[Madame Adequate]

I knew that burst of revelations wasn't going to last. Now we're back to Lonny BoB standard time.

[Jiro]

Congraulations to all the Old Manus so far.

[Psychotic]

Congraulations to all the Old Manus so far.

Whoa.

[Jiro]

Guys how smurfing great is this?

[Jiro]

[Jiro]

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

MLT Sacrifice Himself to Save the World
Last winner: N/A · Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Bunny · I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Laddy · Peegee · Rantz

And the winner is...
Jiro

The Final Tally
Jiro.........................25
I'm my own MILF...............9
Bunny.........................8
Laddy.........................7
Rantz.........................3
Peegee........................2
RSL...........................1

[Jiro]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECOGNITION

/dies

[Sephex]

By a HUGE margin!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

MLT Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks
Last winner: N/A · Nomination Leader: Iceglow

The Nominees
DK · Iceglow · I'm my own MILF · Loony BoB · · NorthernChaosGod · Peegee · Psychotic · Shlup · Tifa's Boobs · Tigmafuzz · WildRaubtier

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna Laddy Lockharted Happy Noodle Boy Goldenboko Del Murder Formalhaut Shorty	Tifa's Boobs (8/16)
Agent Proto Denmark Madonna	DK (3/16)
Faris Jiro Pike	Iceglow (3/16)
Psychotic	Peegee (1/16)
Citizen Bleys	Tigmafuzz (1/16)

[Jiro]

Ciddie Number Forty Six

Well if this ain't the Ciddie highest on everybody's wish list this Christmas. Who wouldn't want to be known as the person who utters a moan every time they sweep the floor, or pays their bills with a "mmm yeah" and a lick of the lips?

The erotic noises are all good and well. I'm not going to be a naysayer, because everybody could use a little bit of sexual tension in their life. Next time you check the mail, give a casual glance to your neighbour and just shout "unf unf" and see how they react. I'm sure a smile will leap to their face, if they can keep themselves from leaping onto your irresistable self.

But I feel that the noises themselves lack a certain emphasis. They must be combined with physical movements, actions if you will. A friend of mine - who must be some kind of visionary - has already found the solution.

So next time you find yourself having a Sexual Harrassment Claim level of enjoyment, just remember that everything can be made better by thrusting away.

[Jiro]

CMON STEVE YOU GRUNTER