Ciddies XXIII: Winner Revelations Thread

[Goldenboko]

close race! good award.

[Jiro]

Shads I'm so proud of you! <3

[Psychotic]

Now fight Bleys in TT!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

MLT Start an eco-terrorism cell
Last winner: N/A · Nomination Leader: Shorty

The Nominees
Bolivar · Futan · I'm my own MILF · krissy · Peegee · Shauna · Shorty · The Man

Who they predicted to win...

Agent Proto Denmark Happy Noodle Boy Jiro Madonna Pike	Shorty (6/16)
Shauna Citizen Bleys Faris Del Murder Shorty	I'm my own MILF (5/16)
Laddy Lockharted Formalhaut	The Man (3/16)
Goldenboko Psychotic	Peegee (2/16)

[Pike]

So we've got quite a list here for this award. Let's pick the candidates apart one by one and see what we've got, and why they might be doing such a thing as starting an eco-terrorism cell, hmm?

Bolivar: Doing it just to troll Wolf Kanno. A noble ambition.

Futan: Doing it just to impress all the ladies in #eoff chat. Possibly a noble ambition?

I'm my own MILF: Doing it as a feint to make the hippies think that he is his side so he can use glorious SYNDICALISM to then turn around and pave the rainforest.

krissy: Doing it to the tune of some pretty swanky music, for no other real reason.

Peegee: Doing it because Ron "Constitution" Paul and Gary "The Situation" Johnson told him to. The Invisible Free Hand of the Market will save the trees! JUST WATCH YOU GUYS, IT TOTALLY WILL.

Shauna: Doing it to bring everlasting glory to Scotland. Or SpongeBoB Squarepants. One or the other.

The Man: Doing it so he can turn around and write up a profound essay on EoEO about how this relates to anarchism. Actually this would be a pretty good read. A++ would rep again.

Shorty: Oh, and then there's Shorty. Shorty, aka Shorty, aka Jane Cobb, aka Patty Hearst II, aka Temptress, aka Medusa, is the arch-eco-terrorist. She is renowned across the forums for her love of all things natural and her intense hatred of anything made by human hands, which she considers vile, unnatural, and in need of violent purging so that a nice forest can grow there instead. Shorty's list of crimes committed to further her radical anti-civilization agenda include, but are not limited to, thirteen acts of terrorism, four counts of treason, 113 counts of credit card fraud, 412 counts of murder, 571 counts of assault, 737 counts of public indecency, and one charge of affection for Swedes. She is utterly remorseless and has absolutely no concern for the damage her campaign of terror incurs - in fact she considers it a gain. She has one and only one objective, which is to annihilate the entirety of human civilization and to ensure that plants and flowers reign over the whole world. She also devotes herself to the extinction of all animal life which might one day rise to create a new civilization, such as the Great Apes and cetaceans - this is how radical and dangerous this woman is. She will copulate with appropriately shaped knots on trees at a moment's notice. She has personally threatened me with violence when I expressed support for such things as medicine (modern or otherwise) and shelter. Sarah Jane Cobb is a deeply disturbed individual devoted completely and single-mindedly to the destruction of all civilization and human life, and she should not be approached under any circumstances. She is a ghastly, ghoulish creature who uses trickery and seduction and bootay.jpg to bring helpless love-slaves to her cause, and she will betray and sacrifice them without a second's remorse to further her insane agenda. Only by building power plants, supporting the construction of military hardware, and expanding unstoppably over the surface of the world can we hope to stop this menace from achieving her goals of planting flowers and cultivating trees!

[Jiro]

The tension in this crib of #eoff is so tight it's almost thugalicious

[Goldenboko]

come on pledge

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

MLT Start an eco-terrorism cell
Last winner: N/A · Nomination Leader: Shorty

The Nominees
Bolivar · Futan · I'm my own MILF · krissy · Peegee · Shauna · Shorty · The Man

And the winner is...
I'm my own MILF

The Final Tally
I'm my own MILF..............14
The Man......................13
Shorty.......................10
Peegee........................4
Futan.........................3
krissy........................3
Shauna........................3
Bolivar.......................2
RSL...........................1

[Jiro]

The irony

[Madame Adequate]

Welp.

[Goldenboko]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Shorty]

goddamn it



although that smurfing speech pike <3333

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

MLT Put on a clown costume and destroy the world
Last winner: N/A · Nomination Leader: Peegee

The Nominees
Bolivar · Bunny · Citizen Bleys · DK · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Iceglow · Laddy · Peegee · Psychotic · Raistlin · Shlup · The Man · Uncle Big Hands · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna Lockharted Citizen Bleys Faris Happy Noodle Boy Del Murder Psychotic	Citizen Bleys (7/16)
Laddy Goldenboko Jiro Shorty	Peegee (4/16)
Agent Proto Formalhaut	Bunny (2/16)
Madonna	Hypoallergenic Cactuar (1/16)
Pike	Psychotic (1/16)
Denmark	Raistlin (1/16)

[Goldenboko]

Tidus and Yuna laugh...out loud? - YouTube

[Pike]

goddamn it



although that smurfing speech pike <3333

Hux wrote the good part. xD