Palom: Hey everyone! This is the great and powerful Palom along with his sister, Porom!
Porom: Palom! Please, show some class! We’re here to present an award, not goof around!
Palom: Calm down sis, geez. I’m just having some fun...
Porom: Now, Palom. Lets give these people a formal introduction.
Palom: Fine, fine.
Porom: My name is Porom. This is my brother-
Palom: The great and powerful- OWW. Why’d you hit me?!
Porom: I said formal! And interrupting people is rude! Behave yourself Palom!
Palom: You don’t know how to have any fun...
Porom: My apologies for my brothers behavior. His name is Palom and he can be a bit of a handful. Moving on, we are both mage trainee’s from the village of Mysidia. We are very honored to be here tonight.
Palom: Anyways, we’ve been chosen to give an awesome award out. Remember the last speech? “Most Likely to Laugh at the Character Getting Hit Runner Over by a Chocobo?” Well, I bet none of you suspected that their might be a rider on the Chocobo!
Porom: Palom, of course they knew. They voted for it.
Palom: Sis, I know that. I’m just trying to make it more interesting, like a CSI! Work with me here! Anyways, we have a few witness reports on the rider of the Chocobo! We can put this guy behind bars! (Play along!)
Porom: (Fine!) I, err, yeah we could!
Palom: (Thanks sis!) Awesome! So, detective Porom, read the various descriptions we got!
Porom: Yes, detective Palom! We have reports of a... clown? One with high pitched laughter. He was pretty scary from the drawing we got...
Palom: Whoa! I could see him being the culprit! The very, scary culprit.
Porom: We’ve also got this spiky haired guy. Wow... he looks really depressed.
Palom: Yeah... he does. Still, a criminal is a criminal.
Porom: This guy looks really angry... I could see him doing it out of hate.
Palom: Yikes! If looks could kill, I’d be down. Put it away, geez.
Porom: The next one's a really pretty lady.
Palom: I distinctly remember overhearing Dad once say that the prettiest women can bowl you over, but I don't think this is what he meant...
Porom: I heard this guy's best friend is a chocobo, so he must know something about riding them.
Palom: It doesn't matter how cool his friends are, you can't just go running people over!
Porom: Aww, how cute! A Moogle!
Palom: Moogle? I guess anyone can be evil nowadays. The real question is though... Who is really evil? And who REALLY ran over our victim?
Porom: Let's find out, shall we?
Palom & Parom: The winner of the Most Likely To Be Riding the Chocobo is...