Originally Posted by
Pike
Ah, hello! Velcome to my parlor. Today, ve are going to hand out an avard for ze most mysterious member of zis forum. Vat makes a member mysterious, you may be askink? Vell, there are many, many vays a member can be mysterious! Perhaps you never see zeir face. Or perhaps you do, but you never hear zem talkink. Sometimes, zey appear to be everyvhere and novhere at vonce. Zese are ze members zat have you second guessink yourself vhenever zey post. Vas zat really zem zat you saw just now? Careful! You might miss zhem if you blink!
Being mysterious is an art form, you see, and zese nominees have made it zheir specialty. Now if you vould excuse me, I have to attend to zat screaming noise you hear coming from my basement. Oh no, it's nothink, don't fret yourself about zhat. You just... focus on the awards, yes? Excellent.
streme Wheelie
