Hi guys! My name is Relm, and I am straight up hijacking this category's speech. Now lemme see here... I've got some notes hidden away... oh, here they are!
Now then. It has come to my attention that most of you do not give any thought to the art subforum here, which is called-- RIGHTFULLY, I might add-- Relm's Studio. Most of you straight up overlook this and jump straight to "Making Fun of Iceglow Discussion #532" or "LooK guys i had sme booze nd liek i am so durnk i am giong to poast on teh INtre net!12".
No. Just no. Bad.
I will have you all know that I am painting portraits of all of you. ALL OF YOU. I've been working on this for quite some time, actually. "Oooh Relm I'm so excited to see this picture!" I hear you say. No, no you aren't. Trust me here.
I am keeping careful track of who actually takes the time to visit my studio and who doesn't. This is easier than it sounds because I've got this "Loony BoB" fellow of yours on a leash and the man is addicted to Excel. Seriously, he's kind of got a problem. Anyways, since he does my bidding, he's got all the stats on who's appreciating the arts and who's not. And most of you are disappointing me, EoFF!
But because I'm nice, and also cute and cuddly, we're going to cut a deal. If you at least take some time out of your busy day to appreciate the artists of your forum, I'll cut you some slack and put the portraits away.
This time. No guarantees on the Summer 2013 Ciddies.
This is your final warning.
...okay, that's all

Teehee! Enjoy the show, EoFF!